August 12th Recap:
10-Shakira - Objection (Tango) (11th Day/NA/Peak: 04)
-I don't think anybody should repeat her name every twenty seconds. Simon gave her a 2.
09-Eve f/ Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin' (8th Day/+1/Peak: 07)
-Eve is so hott in this video.
08-Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day (26th Day/-2/Peak: 01[02])
-Why is Vanessa Carlton this low?
07-B2K - Why I Love You (3rd Day/=/Peak: 07)
-Why am I the only ass that likes this?
06-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix) (24th Day/+2/Peak: 01[01])
-Simon is drunk a lunk.
05-3LW f/ P. Diddy & Loon - I Do (Wanna Get Close To You) (15th Day/=/Peak: 04)
-To settle it, Kiely is the hottest.
04-Nelly - Hot In Herre (33rd Day/-1/Peak: 01[13])
-My ass is getting big.
03-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (25th Day/+1/Peak: 02)
-She sings like a teenager and she's like 70.
02-Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (6th Day/-1/Peak: 01[03])
-No more Avril. ^_^
01-Avril Lavigne - Complicated (50th Day/+1/Peak: 01[09])
-Who would 69 with her?

Notes:
-Coodles Noodles hosts.
-American Idiot judges visit.
-Christina Christian stops by.
-Damien co-hosts from outside.
-MTV News: Eminem and 8 Mile.
-New Found Glory drop in. They preform My Friends Over You.

Falloffs:
09-Enrique Iglesias - Don't Turn Off The Lights

August 13th Recap:
Wannabe:
-Mario - Just A Friend 2002
-Pink - Just Like A Pill
-No Doubt f/ Lady Saw - Underneath It All

10-Eve f/ Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin' (9th Day/-1/Peak: 07)
-This song doesn't need Alicia Keys. She just makes it suck.
09-BBMak - Out Of My Heart (Into Your Head) (2nd Day/NA/Peak: 09)
-One of the two returns. I bet the other is NFG.
08-3LW f/ P. Diddy & Loon - I Do (Wanna Get Close To You) (16th Day/-3/Peak: 04)
-These girls are supposed to move up, not down.
07-New Found Glory - My Friends Over You (4th Day/NA/Peak: 07)
-Is now the 2nd best song on the countdown.
06-Nelly - Hot In Herre (Preformance) (34th Day/-2/Peak: 01[13])
-This best be retiring.
05-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix) (25th Day/+1/Peak: 01[01])
-My mom said that Britney went from singing about not being a girl to boys.
04-B2K - Why I Love You (4th Day/+3/Peak: 04)
-I guess they took votes from Avril.
03-Vanessa Carlton (27th Day/+5/Peak: 01[02])
-Eminem better be number one.
02-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (26th Day/+1/Peak: 02)
-I wanna rip that thing off her arm.
01-Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (7th Day/+1/Peak: 01[04])
-I hope Vanessa, NFG, BBMak or 3LW knock him out.

Notes:
-Damien and Hilarie host.
-MTV News: Nelly in a movie, and Eminem's car.

Falloffs:
10-Shakira - Objection (Tango)
01-Avril Lavigne - Complicated

August 14th Recap:
10-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix) (26th Day/-5/Peak: 01[01])
-Britney is a fallinalallin.
09-New Found Glory - My Friends Over You (5th Day/-2/Peak: 07)
-Just maybe you need this, bitch.
08-Eve f/ Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin' (10th Day/+2/Peak: 07)
-The question is, is BBMak still on?
07-BBMak - Out Of My Heart (3rd Day/+2/Peak: 07)
-If they fell off, No Doubt should have taken their place.
06-Nelly - Hot In Herre (35th Day/=/Peak: 01[13])
-The original double r.
05-Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day (28th Day/-2/Peak: 01[02])
-What's the difference between normal words and ordinary words?
04-3LW f/ P. Diddy & Loon - I Do (Wanna Get Close To You) (17th Day/+4/Peak: 04)
-*bangs Kiely*
03-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (27th Day/-1/Peak: 02)
-Keep falling you h0.
02-B2K - Why I Love You (5th Day/+2/Peak: 02)
-Almost as good as Gots Ta Be.
01-Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (8th Day/=/Peak: 01[05])
-Why did Z100 add Hailie's Song? >_<

Notes:
-Jimmy Fallon hosts.
-Carson hosts.
-Quddus co-hosts from outside.
-TRL Premiere: Jimmy Fallon - Idiot Boyfriend
-MTV News: Joey Fatone in Rent.

Falloffs:
NONE

August 15th Recap:
10-Nelly - Hot In Herre (36th Day/-4/Peak: 01[13])
-The last time it was ten I was about six.
09-Shakira - Objection (Tango) (12th Day/NA/Peak: 04)
-MTV and VH1 always play this shitty video.
08-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix) (27th Day/+2/Peak: 01[01])
-I wanna kiss Britney. ^_^
07-BBMak - Out Of My Heart (Into Your Head) (4th Day/=/Peak: 07)
-Confusing videos. ^_^
06-Eve f/ Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin' (11th Day/+2/Peak: 06)
-*beats Alicia Keys with a baseball bat*
05-Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day (29th Day/=/Peak: 01[02])
-Michelle is coming out after her favorite artist.
04-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (28th Day/-1/Peak: 02)
-Clown Whore number two.
03-3LW f/ P. Diddy & Loon - I Do (Wanna Get Close To You) (18th Day/+1/Peak: 03)
-3LW are changing their name to 3HW.
02-Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (9th Day/-1/Peak: 01[05])
-I still think if B2K, Eminem and 3LW were to have a fight Adrienne would win, as long as Eminem had no gun.
01-B2K - Why I Love You (6th Day/+1/Peak: 01[01])
-Every B2K joint has gone to the top.

Notes:
-MTV News: Jennifer Aniston's new movie and Drowning Pool frontman found dead on tour bus.
-Michelle Branch drops by.
-PreRL: Justincase - Don't Cry For Us
-TRL Premiere: Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You

Falloffs:
09-New Found Glory - My Friends Over You

August 17th Recap:
20-Jennifer Lopez f/ Nas - I'm Gonna Be Alright
-I'm gonna be alright if you keep yo big ass out of my face.
19-New Found Glory - My Friends Over You
-As long as you ain't really ugly, I'll hook you up yo.
18-3LW f/ P. Diddy and Loon - I Do (Wanna Get To You)
-It's doing better than Shakira yet they are lower.
17-Paulina Rubio - Don't Say Goodbye
-Motorcycle rape!
16-Will Smith - Black Suits Comin' (Nod Ya Head) (Preformance)
-Why is this dumbass video even on? It should have been like 19 then.
15-Mario - Just A Friend 2002
-Everyone's favorite asshole.
14-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight
-If she looked like she looked in this video, I would rename it Die At First Sight.
13-Brandy - Full Moon
-This shit should have retired. What About Us? better win the Viewer's Choice.
12-Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day (Preformance)
-I'll go anywhere with you Vanessa.
11-Ja Rule f/ Ashanti, Charli Baltimore and Vita - Down 4 U
-The only reason this should be high is because it's a blazzin summer joint.
10-Shakira - Objection (Tango)
-If my ass was dizzy I would puke on Shakira
09-Korn - Here To Stay
-Thank god I don't have to see that shitty video for a long time.
08-P. Diddy f/ Ginuwine and Loon - I Need A Girl (Part Two) (Preformance)
-This joint sucks. I hate it. Burn in hell muthafuckas.
07-Enrique Iglesias - Don't Turn Off The Lights
-It's like ten at night so don't turn off the lights if you want this up.
06-Ashanti f/ Ja Rule - Happy
-Why are you so happy? You are happy that it's doing so weell and is shit.
05-B2K - Gots Ta Be
-How the fuck can you be somebody's mother, brother, father and sister? Are you a crossdresser?
04-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix)
-I'm sexy, get nasty.
03-Eminem - Without Me
-This was god. Now it's overplayed garbage.
02-Avril Lavigne - Complicated
-Tell me, why do you have to be so ugly?
01-Nelly - Hot In Herre
-If you want them to say hurr, then spell it Hurr.

Notes:
-End Of Summer Top 20.
-Carson hosts from the beach house
-Hilarie, Damien, Benji, Joel, Lala, DJ Clue, Brian and Quddus co-host.
-Pre recorded interviews with 3LW, Kylie Minogue, Vanessa Carlton, Shakira and Ashanti.

August 19th Recap:
10-Shakira - Objection (Tango) (13th Day/-1/Peak: 04)
-I got dizzy from them spinning on the wheels.
09-BBMak - Out Of My Heart (Into Your Head) (5th Day/-2/Peak: 07)
-Either Britney or Eve fell off due to Michelle debut.
08-Nelly - Hot In Herre (37th Day/+2/Peak: 01[13])
-Oldest joint on TRL.
07-Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You (1st Day/DEBUT/Peak: 07)
-Didn't debut higher than All You Wanted.
06-Eve f/ Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin' (12th Day/=/Peak: 06)
-NO! >_< *shoots Alicia Keys.*
05-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (29th Day/-1/Peak: 02)
-This shit sucks cock.
04-Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day (30th Day/+1/Peak: 01[02])
-I see Vanessa and Michelle battling in the top five.
03-B2K - Why I Love You (7th Day/-2/Peak: 01[01])
-3LW vs. Eminem. Hopefully Naturi didn't leave 3LW.
02-3LW f/ P. Diddy & Loon - I Do (Wanna Get Close To You) (19th Day/+1/Peak: 02)
-If you weren't on 3LW would be battling with only B2K. >_<
01-Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (10th Day/+1/Peak: 01[06])
-I'm shocked as hell they are in the top two.

Notes:
-MTV News: Justin's solo album.
-Snoop Dogg visits.
-Matthew Perry drops by.
-R. J. Helton stops in.

Falloffs:
08-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix)

August 20th Recap:
10-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix) (28th Day/NA/Peak: 01[01])
-She and her golden toilet are back.
09-Shakira - Objection (Tango) (14th Day/+1/Peak: 04)
-We talking ugly.
08-BBMak - Out Of My Heart (Into Your Head) (6th Day/+1/Peak: 07)
-They gonna be on the show Thursday.
07-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (30th Day/-2/Peak: 02)
-You sooooo oogly.
06-Eve f/ Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin' (13th Day/=/Peak: 06)
-Just fall off. >_< You dumb Piano h0.
05-Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day (31st Day/-1/Peak: 01[02])
-*comes with Vanessa*
04-Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You (2nd Day/+3/Peak: 04)
-Best video on TRL. Not the besr song.
03-B2K - Why I Love You (8th Day/=/Peak: 01[01])
-B2K aren't as bad as people say.
02-Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (11th Day/-1/Peak: 01[06])
-The American white h0.
01-3LW f/ P. Diddy & Loon - I Do (Wanna Get Close To You) (20th Day/+1/Peak: 01[01])
-3LDub's the second girl group to hit the top.

Notes:
-Carson hosts for a fourth day in a row.
-Hilarie co-hosts from outside.
-Good Charlotte visit.
-World Premiere: Good Charlotte - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous
-MTV News: Justin at the VMA's, Nick Carter's CD and Ben Afflack and Matt Damon's Greenlight project.

Falloffs:
08-Nelly - Hot In Herre

August 21st Recap:
10-Nelly - Hot In Herre (38th Day/NA/Peak: 01[13])
-This joint is gonna retire.
09-Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day (32nd Day/-4/Peak: 01[02])
-Vanessa needs to go up like an erection.
08-Eve f/ Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin' (14th Day/-2/Peak: 06)
-Alicia Keys looks like a monkey.
07-Shakira - Objection (Tango) (15th Day/+2/Peak: 04)
-Alicia Keys and Shakira are monkey cousins.
06-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix) (29th Day/+4/Peak: 01[01])
-Pharell looks like an ape.
05-Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You (3rd Day/-1/Peak: 04)
-Hello To Me is the gh3tt0 remix. Or not.
04-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (31st Day/+3/Peak: 02)
-The music isn't what really blows your mind.
03-B2K - Why I Love You (9th Day/=/Peak: 01[01])
-They are in that dumb IMx video.
02-3LW f/ P. Diddy & Loon - I Do (Wanna Get Close To You) (21st Day/-1/Peak: 01[01])
-Oh well, atleast they went to number one.
01-Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (12th Day/+1/Peak: 01[07])
-Eminem is a number one h0.

Notes:
-Coodles Noodles is hosting. >_<
-Damien co-hosts from outside.
-PreRL: Daniel Bedingfield (Daniel Asshole ^+^) - Gotta Get Thru This
-TRL Premiere: IMx - Beautiful
-MTV News: Nick vs. Justin and Lord Of The Rings.

Falloffs:
08-BBMak - Out Of My Heart (Into Your Head)

August 22nd Recap:
10-Good Charlotte - Lifestyles Of The Rich And The Famous (1st Day/DEBUT/Peak: 10)
-The best video on TRL now.
09-Shakira - Objection (Tango) (16th Day/-2/Peak: 04)
-*throws a KFC plate at Shakira*
08-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix) (30th Day/-2/Peak: 01[01])
-Avril's American Idol.
07-Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day (33rd Day/+2/Peak: 01[02])
-Take my hand, don't get plates thrown at you.
06-BBMak - Out Of My Heart (Into Your Head) (7th Day/NA/Peak: 06)
-Great preformance.
05-3LW f/ P. Diddy & Loon - I Do (Wanna Get Close To You) (22nd Day/-3/Peak: 01[01])
-Damien gets the lame joke of the day award. He also gets the I get to stand next to a really ugly person award.
04-Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You (4th Day/+1/Peak: 04)
-My joke better than Damien. "From the 3LW news we can say goodbye to you Naturi."
03-B2K - Why I Love You (10th Day/=/Peak: 01[01])
-Well Adrienne is still in 3LW so she could still beat down B2K.
02-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (32nd Day/+2/Peak: 02)
-Avril is one dirty muthafucka.
01-Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (13th Day/=/Peak: 01[08])
-He's still whoring #1.

Notes:
-Damien hosts.
-Hilarie co-hosts.
-Avril Lavigne stops by.
-BBMak drops in.
-BBMak preforms #06, Out Of My Heart (Into Your Head).
-MTV News: 3LW updates.
-Naturi calls in.
-TRL Premiere: Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi

Falloffs:
10-Nelly - Hot In Herre
08-Eve f/ Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin'

August 23rd Recap:
Wannabes:
-Daniel (Asshole) Bedingfield - Gotta Get Thru This

10-Eve f/ Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin' (15th Day/NA/Peak: 06)
-You know I wanna kick this off.
09-3LW f/ P. Diddy & Loon - I Do (Wanna Get Close To You) (23rd Day/-4/Peak: 01[01])
-With Naturi gone, I don't see this retiring.
08-BBMak - Out Of My Heart (Into Your Head) (8th Day/-2/Peak: 06)
-This is prolly gonna fall off tomorrow. :(
07-Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You (5th Day/-3/Peak: 04)
-This is her low point. She debuted herre.
06-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix) (31st Day/+2/Peak: 01[01])
-Don't you wanna. Oops! Wrong single.
05-Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day (34th Day/+2/Peak: 01[02])
-She should dance on the piano. That shit would be crazy.
04-B2K - Why I Love You (11th Day/-1/Peak: 01[01])
-I would tell you there names but half of them are dumb. By half I mean all.
03-Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi (1st Day/DEBUT/Peak: 03)
-Just imagine if Whenever, Wherever and this were on at the same time. *shoots self*
02-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (33rd Day/=/Peak: 02)
-Well atleast the suckier song is two.
01-Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (14th Day/=/Peak: 01[09])
-Yo momma is ugly.

Notes:
-Carson is hosting.
-Fans call in about 3LW.
-Lala co-hosts.
-Melissa Joan Hart stops by.
-MTV News: Naturi's story of what happened.
-Samantha Mumba visits.
-World Premiere: Samantha Mumba f/ Damine Marley - I'm Right Here

Falloffs:
10-Good Charlotte - Lifestyles Of The Rich And The Famous
09-Shakira - Objection (Tango)

August 26th Recap:
10-Shakira - Objection (Tango) (17th Day/NA/Peak: 04)
-I got dizzy puking on Shitkira.
09-Good Charlotte - Lifestyles Of The Rich And The Famous (2nd Day/NA/Peak: 09)
-They are called Good Charlotte because they are good.
08-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix) (32nd Day/-2/Peak: 01[01])
-If she preforms with Justin, god help us all.
07-Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You (6th Day/=/Peak: 04)
-Sadly I don't think she's gonna win a VMA. *shoots Nuh Uh*
06-B2K - Why I Love You (12th Day/-2/Peak: 01[01])
-*shoots a random member* How about Lil' Shakira?
05-BBMak - Out Of My Heart (Into Your Head) (9th Day/+3/Peak: 05)
-With 3LW gone, they are they only trio, which makes them the best trio on TRL.
04-Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day (35th Day/+1/Peak: 01[02])
-Vanessa > Michelle > Avril.
03-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (34th Day/-1/Peak: 02)
-Hella Good is a better dance song than this.
02-Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (15th Day/-1/Peak: 01[09])
-Clean out your mouth with soap.
01-Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi (2nd Day/+2/Peak: 01[01])
-The shittiest song is number one. *gives Avril a crown.-

Notes:
-Carson hosts at 3:30.
-Tamyra Gray visits.
-Quddus co-hosts from outside.
-Last Fans Standing drop by.
-MTV News: Stars pick Video Of The Year
-Teresa wins Last Fan Standing. She picks Tracy to co-present.

Falloffs:
10-Eve f/ Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin'
09-3LW f/ P. Diddy & Loon - I Do (Wanna Get Close To You)

August 27th Recap:
Wannabe:
-Samantha Mumba f/ Damien Marley - I'm Right Here
-Justincase - Don't Cry For Us

10-B2K - Why I Love You (13th Day/-4/Peak: 01[01])
-I was watching the VMA nominees video block and I found out all the guys of B2K's name.
09-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix) (33rd Day/-1/Peak: 01[01])
-Britney wins the award for most videos hitting every spot.
08-Eve f/ Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin' (16th Day/NA/Peak: 06)
-She better release What as her next single.
07-Good Charlotte - Lifestyles Of The Rich And The Famous (3rd Day/+2/Peak: 07)
-This is sadly the only rock song on TRL now.
06-Shakira - Objection (Tango) (18th Day/+4/Peak: 04)
-Oh well, Michelle fans don't know how to vote.
05-BBMak - Out Of My Heart (Into Your Head) (10th Day/=/Peak: 05)
-You get dirrty in the stand. Speaking of Dirrty, Christina Aguilera is changing her name to E. I. Dirrty.
04-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (35th Day/-1/Peak: 02)
-I hope she doesn't look like she looks in this video at the VMAs.
03-Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day (36th Day/+1/Peak: 01[02])
-Pretty Baby is her next single.
02-Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi (3rd Day/-1/Peak: 01[01])
-If you read my guestbook, I'm only jealous of Avril's looks.
01-Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (16th Day/+1/Peak: 01[10])
-*smacks the bitch that commented in my guestbook up*

Notes:
-Quddus hosts. Oh joy.
-Someone in the audience will win VMA gift basket.
-Damien at Radio City Music Hall. He talks with Jimmy Fallon.
-Hilarie co-hosts from outside.
-MTV News: Limp Bizkit update and Naturi talks about 3LW at the VMAs.

Falloffs:
07-Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You

August 28th Recap:
10-3LW f/ P. Diddy & Loon - I Do (Wanna Get Close To You) (24th Day/NA/Peak: 01[01])
-Uh huh, yea. The fans voted them back on.
09-Britney Spears f/ Pharell - Boys (Co-Ed Remix) (34th Day/=/Peak: 01[01])
-How many sites does Britney have? I have five Britney links. :)
08-BBMak - Out Of My Heart (Into Your Head) (11th Day/-3/Peak: 05)
-This is a hot album, you should cop this shit.
07-Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (36th Day/-3/Peak: 02)
-I could only imagine busting out laughing seeing her live.
06-B2K - Why I Love You (14th Day/+4/Peak: 01[01])
-Okay, this is good for B2K. Hopefully this shit will retire.
05-Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day (37th Day/-2/Peak: 01[02])
-I would have an orgy with Vanessa.
04-Good Charlotte - Lifestyles Of The Rich And The Famous (4th Day/+3/Peak: 04)
-Best joint on TRL. Good Charlotte basically saves the countdown from being 100% pop/r&b.
03-Shakira - Objection (Tango) (19th Day/+3/Peak: 03)
-Pour on the shit. We still have Avril.
02-Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi (4th Day/=/Peak: 01[01])
-Avril is gonna be on Sabrina. Sabrina <3 Avril ^+^
01-Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (17th Day/=/Peak: 01[11])
-He best release Hailie's Joint.

Notes:
-Quddus hosts. Lucky us.
-Hilarie co-hosts.
-Damien talks with Ja Rule, Ashanti, Usher and Shakira.
-MTV News: Korn on tour and Avril being nominated.
-P. O. D. visits.

Falloffs:
08-Eve f/ Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin'