We start with the Adam and Sarah deabte. Then Trashelle's vote off. That bitch is an asshole. They show Road Rules winning 70 missions. Hopefully Real World wins tonight. That's highly unlikely though. Mike and Theo (RR) talk about Battle of the Seasons. Theo thinks Real World is fucked. They talk about Sarah being a good luck charm. Abe and Rachel and Veronica have massaging fun. They're topless. I'd hit those two chicks. Are they fucking crazy? They're jumping onto a rope attached to a helicopter. Are these people crazy? You have to get into the red zone. Are you crazy? What the fuck? Disqualification is worst time and 2 minute penality. What's that whole deal? Why would the Gauntlet votes be tied? Abe is talking shit once again. He goes right into the water. Hahahaha, bastard. There Mike goes. He's almost in the red zone. He falls. They think they're fucked now. I want to kill Johnny Mosely now too.

Dave is funny. He said everybody else failed. Only two people went moron. You fell too. Cara's ass fell. I'm dying laughing here. Real World Theo is the first to complete it. Good for him. Norm was fucking pissed. He didn't get his feet in and got DQed. Adam, Coral and Darrell all fall. Coral is cursing about her shoes falling off. Theo actually completes the mission. Sarah gives up. She just doesn't want to go to another gauntlet. Nathan does his thing. Thank god. He's a great dude. Rachel's ass falls off too. Veronica disses the challenge because everybody sucks. It is the worst mission ever. Alton flies up that thing like nothing. Real World clobbers Road Rules. Alton and Theo are safe. It's meeting and vote time. Everybody knows that everybody is valuable. Theo is thinking Mike. He is the leader and fucked up. Mike voted himself. They have a tie between Sarah and Abe. Theo has the big deciding vote. He loves Sarah. I'm pretty sure her ass isn't going. Abe's fucked up and got DQed atleast 3 times. Let the farm hick go! I also retract my past statement of the ion meaning shit. Myself along with several people decided Abe is an Amish name.

Abe is praying Sarah is going. He thinks he's gonna get fucked. Abe just laughs. Theo made the tie breaking vote. Abe is going against Mike. Sarah is so happy. Knock your block off is up again. First person off loses. Mike is doing Miz talk again. Mike knocks Abe into the water. Mike hugs Abe. Sarah appologies to Abe. Road Rules is sad. They have 4 guys while Real World has 5. Rachel wants to party. Veronica wanted Sarah to go but voted Abe. What the fuck is that? Sarah would have had a heart attack. Theo and Sarah are doing a crossword. Veronica thinks he's voting with the man cock. Abe gets naked and jumps in the tub with Rachel. Then Veronica jumps in. Coral is watching. Norman calls Coral and they are laughing. Everybody is taking pictures. Then they get a 3some in the shower. Abe is happy to go now. Adam wants a 3some if he goes. Adam the ass wants Sarah back in.