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Philadelphia: Episode 01

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MJ is 23 and from Tennesse. He seems cocky. Big asshole. Melanie is 21 from Cali. She's had tons of boyfriends. She's an attacher. Karamo is 23 from Texas. Sarah is 23 from Florida. Landon is 24 and from Wisonsin. He's insane. Shavonda is 21 from California. She's in an inter racial relation ship. Willie is 23 from New York City. He says coming out to his parents was a bad experience. He wants a relationship. MJ is walking towards the house. He meets Landon first. Landon wants a crazy roommate. They've never been to the Northeast. MJ has a girl back home. Landon got out of a 7 year relationship. These are the two most pretty boys ever. Sarah meets Willie first. Landon & MJ see Shavonda next. Shavonda says they stepped out of the Abercrombie magazine. Sarah loves gay men and finds out it's Willie. He's a personal shopper. They have a deal they got each other if everybody is a douchebag. Shavonda says they'll see the mushy phone calls and shit. They arrive at the house and enter. Let's see what else is crunk.

Landon, MJ & Shavonda love the place. They have a basketball court. There's a tree in the house. It's a locker room and bathroom all into one. MJ & Landon room together. Sarah and Willie are next in the house. Sarah likes MJ. MJ says Willie is gay. Willie loves the place. It's all pimped out. Sarah shares a room with Willie. Melanie doesn't know what to expect. Karamo meets up with Melanie next. Melanie says Karamo seems hip-hop. How the fuck do you seem hip-hop? She expects totally different people. Sarah took off her bra. This bitch is fucking crazy. Now let's have Melanie and Karamo join the mix. Karamo says Shavonda is gorgeous. Shavonda says he's a man's man. Karamo says Willie's the gay roomate. Sarah likes the guys bodies and loves it. The confessional is in the basement. Karamo says him and MJ are gonna cause some trouble.

Melanie loves everybody. Sarah says she's had plastic surgey. She has fake tits. Landon was gonna feel her tits and knocked a picture down. This shit is already crazy. They're running down the streets. These people are fucking crazy. MJ says he likes Willie. He says he takes it well and doesn't hang around homosexuals that much. Willie says he doesn't either. Karamo asks about Shavonda's relationship. She wonders about him. He tells her he's gay. He tells her in complete confidence. They all want to go into the hot tub. MJ oves the girls. They all say hooking up is possibility. Sarah says she's like a guy. She says she can't go four months without sex. Melanie tells Willie that Karamo is very touchy feely. MJ says he'd have Willie's back. Karamo doesn't want to come out right away. MJ says he only likes blondes. Sarah says she's gonna work on him. Sarah says she had sex in one outfit once. Melanie says Sarah is a big flirt. MJ and Landon wanna see Sarah walk around naked. Willie says there are lots of gay places in Philly. He says his ex's name was William. Karamo says Willie is really femine. Karamo says they're completely opposites. Karamo says MJ's relationship with him would probablychange if he found out. That's clear.

Willie talks to Shavonda about Karamo. Willie wants him to tell him. Willie and Shavonda think it's gonna start getting odd. MJ shows them pictures of Ashley. He says it'll work out, but you never know. Well, duh. Sarah likes attention. MJ says he doesn't always need to talk about sexuality all the time. Sarah says she wants to hit that. Sarah calls her pretty. Shavonda says MJ has the kinda sorta thing. Just say yes or no, fool. Willie and the girls go to the gay club. Karamo, MJ and Landon go elsewhere. MJ says he's odd about gayness. Then Karamo just tells him he's gay. Hahaha, fools.

Landon and MJ are shocked to hell. MJ is shocked that Karamo broke the steriotype. It shows both sides of homosexuality. He tells Shavonda. He thought MJ was gonna freak out. He said it was gonna be like a shocking thing. MJ was cool as hell about it. MJ tells Sarah to go to bed. Sarah wants another boy outside the house. Willie says she's deprived of pleasure. Landon and MJ explored the city together. Landon and MJ say they're shocked. They just hope that each other are straight. Shavonda wants to be with MJ and Landon so she's not alone. MJ and Landon doesn't know what's gonna go down. Landon is dancing with Shavonda. MJ is confortable with it. MJ thinks it's cool. Willie says if he wasn't having fun he would leave with him. Sarah says MJ has needs and his girlfriends expectations are so out there. She doesn't want to get him in trouble.