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Philadelphia: Episode 02

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The houseguests all meet. Shavonda talks about her boyfriend and all that shit. MJ only likes blondes. What the fuck is that? MJ and Sarah work out. MJ calls her pretty hot. What the fuck is wrong with this asshole? Sarah says Ashley has a real unrealistic views. Sarah says she hooks up with her guy friends. She thinks Landon is cuter. Shavonda has a crush on Landon too. Loves them white boys, doesn't she. She talks to Landon about her boy. Landon says they don't look right. Landon says he's a punk. Landon has a crush on Shavonda as well. She calls her boy and she says it's not as easy as she thought it would be. She thinks if she does anything, it's over. She doesn't want to be a cheater or whatever. Shavonda wants a break. She says if she wants a commitment with Sean and let her try everything. He curses at her. What a jagoff. MJ tries to play pool with Shavonda. Things are on the rocks. They can only speak a few times a day. They both say call before you did the booty call. They have honesty. MJ is such a dick still. Their AC is broke. MJ and Landon sleep in the coolest room so people sleep in their. Shavonda sleeps on the floor. Sarah sleeps with MJ. Karamu says she shouldn't sleep with the dude.

Sarah gets a bit touchy feely with MJ. They kissed. Ooooh. Some shit may have gone down. MJ & Landon go for a walk. Landon says he would maybe mess with Shavonda. Landon is supposedly a new rock. What the fuck is MJ saying? MJ and Shavonda are in similar situations. He says get it over with and not let it roll on. He says he fears that when it's over he'll be walking on eggshells. He says he could cheat, which is why he called her. He wants to tell her it's bad timing. Ashley says he'll see him in hell. They're like done. They need space. Melanie thinks MJ is scared. Bitch, don't talk for him. Sarah jumps on MJ. They are sorta groping each other or some shit. He's being a bit shy. They go clubbing again. MJ is flirting away. He's dancing with 50 girls and they're like all blondes. Sarah has sexual tension. She wants that ass. Landon is doing MJ's dirty work. Sarah talks to Karamu. She's having a big ass hissy fit. She says she's sexually frustrated. Sarah hates the bottled blondes. She just wants a cuddle buddy. MJ is making out with 70 girls. He's a male slut.

Sarah and MJ are fighting about shit. She said the bitch was chubby and had bad roots. MJ calls Sarah a drama queen. They're two sexual people. She wants to hook up again. She's upset he's wanting to get ass from another place. She asks are you stupid? It's so true. This bitch is hilarious. MJ appologizes as does Sarah. Landon is crazy when he's drunk. He broke a vase. Shavonda wants to choke him or whatever. Landon is such a drunk. Landon is fucked up. He's never had a hard bitch. Wilie is trying to help him. Landon is drunk in the confessional. He loves Shavonda. What the fuck is wrong with him. He also farted. This is fucking ridiculous. More Sarah/MJ drama. Just get over it. Fuck and get it over with. Sarah says she wants to fuck and get it over with. Lovely lady she is. Sarah likes the sexual situations. She wants him in bed. They're kissing again. That will be crazyness.