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Philadelphia: Episode 03

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Sarah being the naked chick. This bitch is fucking crazy. Willie and Karamo are looking for boys. Willie says he hasn't been with a guy in 2 years. Karamo wants a guy like him. Willie and Karamo talk about what types they like. They're watching the trannies. The two gay boys go out to breakfast with the girls. Willie puts food between Sarah's boobs. She loves them. Even if they cost a pretty penny. She says they were a graduation present. Melanie doesn't like plastic surgery. Sarah says that it's the Melanie way or the wrong way. She is such a bitch. Sarah needs to tell her off. Melanie says Sarah is really outgoing. Sarah says she was bolemic. They go to some gay convention or some shit. Karamo says this isn't his specialty. Willie sees Daniel, a friend he knew. Him and Daniel didn't date but they were friends for like 5 or 6 days. Daniel has no love live. Willie says he liked him a lot. Daniel says Willie is great. They kiss and go home. Shavonda tells MJ and Landon there is a gay parade on the way. MJ says that gay pride America entered the house. What the fuck does that mean?

Willie introduces Dan. Landon and MJ seem to be freaking out. They want to go to a restaraunt. MJ asks if it's straight or gay. Landon says he wants a big straight festival. Landon wants to be clued in on what just happened. Dan says his parents are very liberal. Willie says his parents beat him. Well, just his dad. He says his relationship with his dad is a bit better. His mom is judging him. Willie asks if Dan can sleep with him. Sarah said as long as she can watch. They want to take it slow and shit. Willie said he had fun. Sarah says she doesn't give a shit. Sarah says it's like a second chance for him. He says Dan is so hot. That's why you slept with him. The girls shop with the guys. Melanie says she's way to thrifty. They want some sloppy joes and shit. Sarah says it's her money and she can do whatever with it. Melanie says there are better things to spend it on. Bitch, it ain't yours. Sarah is pissed Melanie told Landon and Karamo that they were $150 jeans. It's not her fucking business. Willie, Sarah and MJ head to the gym.

All three of them are on the bikes. MJ says he wants to keep up with Sarah. Sarah and MJ talk about Melanie. She needs to get her head out of people's asses. Sarah says everybody has their vices. Sarah likes to address things upfront. Sarah tells Melanie about the issue. Melanie is a bitch. Sarah tells Melanie that she was ranting to Willie. Melanie says always come face to face and talk about issues on the side. Willie and Dan are talking. Willie says things happen for a reason. Dan says he wants to keep the relationship open. They decide to shower together. It's getting hot and steamy up in there. They share a towel. Everybody is jumping in bed with each other. Shavonda sees two naked men in bed. She's watching it although she shouldn't. Willie and MJ are trying to spy on them.