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Philadelphia: Episode 05

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MJ's audition shit. I don't care about your football shit. Karamo getting patted down. MJ being a dick for a change. MJ and Sarah talk about the gun thing. Sarah says Karamo had no right to blame him and yell. MJ says he just tried to help. He says, would you say, hey mom, fuck you. This dick is out of his mind. Karamo calls his friend and tells him. He tells this guy about MJ telling him he overreacted. This dude on the phone is flipping out. Karamo says they were making excuses. The friend says karma will come around and get them. Is everybody being a buddhist this year. MJ and Landon talk about people saying shit to them. A guy throws a stool at MJ. What the fuck is going on? Sarah doesn't understand why people do this shit. Willie says that kind of shit sucks. Karamo doesn't want to be sympathetic. MJ says he didn't blow up or anything. What a fucker, blaming KAramo for blowing up. Karamo then says, karma's a bitch. They got a package. MJ talks about football shit. They're working for the Philadelphia Soul. They're all excited. Melanie is happy about it. They wanna meet Bon Jovi. He's co-owner of the team. Who gives a flying shit?

They get a car and they get to see a game. Willie wants to make money because he's broke as hell. They run to the suite. MJ misses football. Why does he? I don't give a shit. Shavonda explains Arena Football. One of the owners talls them what they're gonna do. Landon is shocked he's with the people with these high levels of success. Sarah says they'll be working with kids, players and cheerleaders. Karamo says he feels more confortable in the ghetto. Shavonda says they're lost because he doesn't want to listen to people. Shavonda says Karamo is showing them the bulletholes and the crackheads. Melanie says Karamo wants to get everybody anxious and shit. Sarah and MJ are talking about the thing again. Sarah doesn't want Karamo to hold the grudge. Melanie says she wouldn't know what to do either. MJ wants to be there for Karamo. Willie asks Karamo to talk to MJ. He decides against that. Well, isn't that fucking grand. Drama is about to go down in this bitch.

Karamo feels attacked and he shuts down. MJ is waiting for him. He wants to end the tension. Karamo says that he can just berid himself of him. He doesn't forgive him, fully. They're all getting ready for the game. They're excited they get to go on the field. Here comes Bon Jovi. Landon feels shy as hell. Shavonda says Landon is cheesing. He wants them to help build a playground and all that shit. He wants that kind of impact in Philadelphia. MJ says he felt starstruck. During time outs they get to sling t-shirts into the crowd. MJ feels like he's back playing again. Landon says it's a complete rush. What the fuck else would it be, dumbass? Karamo is trying to figure everything out. He doesn't want to look like the angry black man. He wants to get to the pit of the problems. He talks to Sarah about past issues. Sarah says he's defining himself by his race, not him. Sarah says that he's realizing he doesn't need to connect just on race. Karamo talks to MJ. He's basically yelling at MJ. Karamo says the future will show how they really are. He says it's back to day 1. Jeez, that takes so fucking long. Karamo says now if somebody throws a chair at MJ, he's going after their ass. They're friends again. Yippy Dippy.