Landon and Shavonda being all cute. Then there's Sarah and MJ. Sarah is hot as hell, just hit that. Sarah and MJ are flirting. What else is new? Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend. Probably she wants a fuck buddy. Sarah has another personality. It's called Ivana. Sarah is talking to Jordan. What the fuck is going on? It's a video phone. She's showing Jordan titties. These two are fucking crazy. MJ asks her to show them. Melanie says Sarah goes overboard when she's drunk. Who gives a fuck what your dumbass thinks? Sarah talks about her first boyfriend. He raped her and she never told anybody. Melanie says Sarah feels less in control and that's why she's so sexual. Shavonda says Landon is funny. They make snappy comments. They're like maybe Alton & Irulan. I don't know why they remind me of them. Landon wants to figure out what's between them. She's attached. Shavonda talks to Shawn on the phone. She says things are different. She admits she has sort of a crush on Landon. She wants to take a break. She doesn't want that feeling of worrying about things. Shawn says a break is gonna suck. He says if they split, they're done. What an asshole Shawn is.

Sarah talks to Karamo about Shavonda and Landon crushing on each other. Karamo says Shavonda should keep her old relationship because you don't wanna ruin what you have and start new issues. Don't want any dirty shit. Shawn and Shavonda are done. Sarah feels Shavonda finds more out here being single. It's all open for her. Which is better than have somebody just waiitng at home. That's absolutely nuts. Shavonda is in some kind of contest at the bar. Landon carries Shavonda on his head. He admits he has a crush on her. She then thinks, maybe she has one on him. Insanity is upon us. MJ calls Ashley. Why, oh why. He tells Ashley that Sarah throws herself on him. He says he's crazy about her. MJ and Ashley are fucking so deep. He's drunk as hell. He needs to stop being a jackass. Sarah is a naughty girl and wants to fool around. What a horny little bitch.

Sarah and MJ are in bed together. She says his room is the best room and she's attracted to him. Boy, thanks for the obvious. MJ talks to Ashley. She says he's tired after a long night. He says the drunk call is gonna get his ass in trouble. Him being a general dumbass won't help. They're like interns. Shavonda is calling around. Melanie and Sarah talk about the MJ thing. God, don't talk to Melanie. She's such a bitch. She basically tries to put Sarah in her place. Shavonda and Shawn talk again. Shawn doesn't want it to go past kissing another guy. He doesn't want it to be with Landon. There's the mixed relationship. Shawn says this bullshit. Shavonda says her freedom is now getting limits. She doesn't want to answer him. Shavonda says being single should be free. She says do what you gotta do. He's being a real ass. Sarah says she's getting mixed signals. She totally is. No need to whore it up, though. She says it's basically a wakeup call. MJ is upset about Melanie telling Sarah about the sleeping together. Sarah doesn't want emotions. Keep it in your pants. They sleep in two beds. Yay, finally.