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Battle of the Sexes 2: Episode 01

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It's that time again. The guys on a bus. The girls on a bus. This place is crazy. Here they all come. Jonny is back. Love the crazy intro. They compete all the time. It's 60 grand each. Tina already wants to stab bitches in the back. 3 team leaders for each mission. IF you win, the leaders kick somebody off. If you lose, the non-leaders vote one off. Rachel says you're never safe in this game. Ain't that the truth. Adam says the first day is the most exciting. They all search the house. Randy says it's cool as hell. The old guys stick together. Jacquese wants the new kids to stay around. Cameran says everybody isn't friendly. Robin says she has nothing to proove. Katie wants to avoid getting a real job. Veronica says they don't hate each other yet. Derrick says people hav cliques already. Ace says he's going balls out. Mark says they're so far apart. Aneesa says so many lesbians. She hopes the girls don't get petty. Cynthia is now a mother. Kina moved into a new apartment. Coral, Eric and Mike are hanging out. Mike says Coral will screw with the girls minds. Coral wants to curse a couple bitches out. Rachel says she'll be on senior citizens challenges. That chick is crazy. Genesis and Coral get the clue. Randy gets it for the guys. They're all getting wet. Jacquese says he can't swim. The ladies are debating winners. Old girls vs. veterans. Rachel and Angela is bitching. Rachel takes control. She says they'll never win if they don't follow the leader. Veronica asks if Tonya has limits this time. Tonya says she's gonna proove she's strong. The guys have a jump rope. How fucktarded. Adam wants new friendships and keep old ones. Shane says they'll kick the girls ass. Derrick says they aren't gonna be coniving bitches. Mark says if they don't have to dust the house, they'll win. Tina says the guys heads are up their asses. That's fucking great.

Derrick visits the girls house. Now he talks to Eric. Eric tells him to have his fun now. Eric says it shows weakness. Derrick feels alone now. He talks to a frog. How fucking nuts is he? The frog is like his best friend. Abram and Coral are together. First couple sign. Dangle Drop is our first mission. It's an endurance challenge. They need to hold onto punching bags. There are four heats. Overall winners move to a final round. They get a $5,000 deal each if they win. Abram is a leader. Eric and Adam join in too. Genesis volunteers. Tina as well. She has no fear. Rachel joins in as well. Coral says if they lose they can vote Tina off. Genesis calls heads. Guys start. They pick 4 and 5. Genesis doesn't trust Coral, Veronica and Rachel. Derrick wants some repect. What a baby.

Everybody is plotting and getting ready. Guys have been talking smack. Genesis says their body has to be around it. That's the only rules. 5 girls are up and 4 guys. Veronica drops first. Coral says Arissa is solid. Her ass drops. There goes Katie. Lastly Robin goes. Ayanna is on tight and then drops. They all drop and Derrick wins it. A new set goes up. One girl dropped then Anessa. Coeal says the team looks grim. Tina sykes the guys out. Shawn drops. Mark is out. Brad drops. Down to Abram and Tina. Tina drops down. Abram wins. Tina says she was sweating. Genesis syas the girls are pissed enough. 5 girls and 4 guys. One girl goes off. Mike fucked up. Sophia drops. Adam is done. Another girl drops. Genesis goes. Frank is out. The last guy drops. Ruthie gives it to Rachel. It's the last heat. Jacquese goes. Then Cameran goes. Shane is out. Theo is out. Rachel hates Angela. There she goes. Randy is out. Tonya leaves. Coral beats Dan. Derrick, Abram, Rachel and Coral are your final 4. Crazy.

Derrick, Abram, Rachel and Coral. This is for the prizes and all that good stuff. Rachel says her and Coral had no rest. Veronica is being a cheerleader. Coral drops off. Rachel sees Angela and Cameran playing in the water. It's insanity. Derrick told Rachel just to fall. She says she has no arm strength and the guys win. Jacquese says Derrick stepped it up. Rachel says if she goes, there will be broken noses. The guys win. Yippity doo. Abram, Adam and Eric pick somebody off. The girls is everybody not the leaders. Genesis and Tina think it's between them. Genesis says that the reasoning is all over. Mike says he sucked that mission. He was pissed. Jacquese says it's a catch 22. Ace says the new guys will probably get voted off. Derrick and Angela chit chat. Abram says Jacquese. Eric and Adam agree. They said he fell first. Adam says it's hard voting somebody off. Rachel says the girls thing is a power struggle. Sophia says Rachel deserves her spot. Angela feels offended by Rachel. Coral says Angela is dead weight. Cynthia says Tina and Genesis are motiviating. Ayanna says Tina has really stepped up and she loves Genesis and how Tina hang on. Veronica says Genesis. Everybody has to vote. Cameran wants to meet people. Win, you dumb bitch. Angela votes Rachel. As does Cameran. Kina votes Tina. Ruthie feels like throwing up. She doesn't want to vote off Genesis. She says it sucks. She thinks Genesis is good.

Both teams have made a decision. Eric steps up and says it was based on ability. Eric says Jacquese was the lowest one. Eric says they love him, but he did the worst. Sophia said the vote was almost impossible. They picked Genesis. She felt she was strong enough and felt the reprucutions. They have until 10pm. Jacquese says he got a free trip. He says it sucks to leave first. Genesis is rooting that he girls will actually win this year. She hopes it carries on. Angela is really upset. She says she needs to proove herself. Sophia says don't be scared. They need to speak up more. Sophia says the new girls are like sheeps. Veronica, Coral and Rachel are working together. Coral says it's her 4th and Veronica's 6th. Veronica says Angela is gone first shot. Tonya and Ayanna decide to steal a massage chair. The girls take it away. Abram says they stole a chair, so they'll steal the girls toilet seats. What an insane idea. Mark is so proud there is only one left.