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Philadelphia: Episode 07

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Sarah buying the expensive jeans. Melanie being a big fucking bitch and telling every person what the fuck Sarah does. Karamo falling in love with the gym dude. Sarah and Willie talk about Dorian with Karamo. Karamo says he's sexually frustrated and needs a man. Appearently this dude can fill his needs. Sarah, Melanie and Karamo go to the gym. Dorian takes Melanie around the place. Melanie says he goes to the gym just to see Dorian. Melanie wants to work with kids and shit. This old lady tells them about the project. She says a little bit of the background. Willie says their job is to make these kids happy. All of them are playing basketball with the kids. Now they're stuck in traffic. Landon and Melanie are fighting about the traffic and shit. My god, shut the fuck up, Melanie. Dumbass backstreet driver. MJ and Landon are both upset at Melanie. Landon says he usually thinks too deep into things. MJ says Melanie's just pissing people off. He suggests punching her in the nose. I see his sense of humor is just as dumb as him. Karamo wants a partner. He's at some club. He sees Dorian in the club and finds that Dorian is gay. They're dancing together and there's some grinding going on. Karamo says he might have feelings for this guy. Willie is so happy for Dorian and Karamo. Karamo says hopefully they'll both be having action tomorrow. Well, that's insane.

Sarah says they have to build a playground in a certain grounds. They start looking around. Landon says this is what he went to school for. Melanie is bitching about not liking it. Willie wants Melanie to just shut up. Melanie is a huge douchebag. Sarah and Willie talk about Melanie. Willie says she said "I don't like it" 6 times. Willie says he wasn't mean to her. Sarah says Melanie is over zealous. Somebody needs to slap that bitch in the face. Willie and Dan are in a long distance relationship so he comes and visits the house again. Dan and Willie are both happy. Dorian stops by the house. Its him and Dorian's first date. Dorian says he's gotta stay true to who you are. Karamo says his mother accepted it but his father cursed him out. Karamo says it's one thing to see people interacting and other to the next step. Karamo talks to Dan about hiding his sexuality. Karamo says he's gonna abstain for four months. What a crazy ass idea.

Dan says Karamo's jumping to a rash decision. Karamo says when there's things he doesn't want to deal with he's done. Dan says keep an open mind about moving on with Karamo. More traffic going on. Melanie keeps talking. Willie tells Melanie that they heard her. Kids and peopled working make ideas to the Real Worlders. MJ says that somethings are really out there like a sauna. What kids want a fucking sauna? They all say Melanie is bugging everybody. MJ says Melanie freaks out when she's told she's being bitchy. They (MJ, Willie, Shovanda and Karamo) all agree that Melanie is annoying. Shovonda also says Landon can be at time. Karamo tells Dorian about the kids thing and all that. Karamo says he's focusing more on the kids than the actual project. They are basically agreeing on being friends. Karamo says what Dan said has changed his views. They're both in the house kissing. Karamo and Dorian, that is. Karamo says he could see them together for a long time.