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Philadelphia: Episode 08

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Melanie needs to shut the fuck up. Shavonda and Landon are being fun. Shawn and her are done, well, on a break. Shavonda says she's a prude and reading sexual books. That's fucking insane there. She has a crush on him. Landon realizes it. She reads him a sex story. Landon says it's been too long since he last had sex. Landon says soon it's gonna go one way or another. Landon wants a piece of ass. Shavonda tells people Landon wants to have sex. She says not with her, but with someone. Shavonda says one day he's gonna jump on MJ. MJ says shit will happen between her and Landon. Sarah and Melanie says they won't sleep together. They say she won't cross the line. Landon wants Shavonda to come out and drink with them. Melanie doesn't like clubs. They go to a gay club with Karamo. Sarah says when Landon drinks he's a wild frat party boy. That she don't like. Shavonda says Landon is liable to drop her. She doesn't wanna fall on her ass. Nor would I. He's fucking drunk. Willie and Karamo say Landon is a completely different person when he's drunk. Shavonda questions how much she likes him, now.

Landon is acting like a fucking drunk. Sarah says Leo is Landon's alter ego when he's drunk. Leo must be out a lot. Shavonda doesn't want to be around him. She says it's no longer annoying, it's just plain scary. Landon doesn't remember the walk home. Melanie went out alone and enjoyed herself. Melanie says it's her secret spot. She doesn't want them to know. MJ says she feels supreme that they're not good enough to go there. Sarah says she was bolamic. Melanie says she could never do that. She hates puking. Sarah says she doesn't have a right to form an uninformed opinoin. Sarah tells Karamo and Willie that Melanie is so one sided. Karamo says that they should talk to Melanie and find out about why she's like that. Shavonda talks to her boyfriend about the gay club. She then talks about Landon being like a movie drunk. The falling, the speaking and the not walking straight. Shavonda is so tempted to smack his ass into line. He's such a fucking retard.

Melanie is hanging with her new friends from the little drinking place. She calls home. Melanie is so fucking drunk as hell. He tells her not to always go there. She pukes and Sarah asks her if she's okay. Melanie wants to be on time. Melanie and Sarah are playing with animals. They say they have lots of volunteers so Melanie may not be needed. Sarah says she thinks Melanie needed to be a strong person. She's adopted. Melanie says her mom is crazy. She says she has a perfect life, just because she appreciates what she has. Sarah says Melanie makes judgement. Now they are closer after Melanie sharing her stories. Shavonda wants to talk to Landon about his drinking problems. Shavonda says she can deal with it and he was bugging her and scaring her with the drinking. MJ sobers up in a half hour and Landon is all night. Landon says he blacks out. Shavonda wants to see Landon not drink anymore. He knows he does have a problem. He wants to be responsible. Too little, too late. They sleep together in the vault. Landon likes Shavonda's personality. She doesn't want to hook up. No more drush her way. Poor Landon. He is okay with just being friends.