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Philadelphia: Episode 09

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Landon and his bullshit relationship. Nobody gives a fuck about you and some dumb bitch. Landon and Sarah walk around the city and talk about love. Landon says him and Becky have been a couple for 7 years. He's telling sob stories about his friend. Stop talking smack about your homies. He loves Jessica Simpson. Now, I love me some Jessica, but who cares? Melanie gets a call from Becky because she's in Philadelphia for the night. Shaun and Shavonda talk on the phone. Shawn says he wanted to take the day off. Shavonda says no dating his ex. If you date your ex, your ass should be done. Sarah sees the note. Landon calls Becky once he sees it. There flight isn't until 9:50 in the morning. That's like fate right there. Even Melanie's dumbass said that. He's so excited. Landon wants to rekindle an old flame. Shavonda looks at Shaun's e-mail. She sees Jenny sent him tickets. Shavonda tells him that she knows he went to see Jenny. Shavonda gets pissed off because he lied. She says he's been lying all fucking day. You go bitch, curse his fucking ass out. She don't trust him anymore. She says fuck you. Wow, what a great vocabulary there.

Landon takes Becky out to get drunk. That's a great way of saying it. Sounds so positive. Now they're acting all couple-like. They go on some dudes boat. People would be puking over this damn boat. He still loves her. You won't be in love when you're puking off the side of the boat. Landon says there was no closure. Becky's friend pukes all over the place. She got too drunk. Landon wants to make the friendship better and it ain't happening. Landon disses his friend. Becky says Landon is making her feel unconfortable. Becky says she had a great time tonight. Landon says that they should be more at ease around him. She's happy with Jason. These two are so damn annoying. Landon is upset they were together for 7 years and now he's upset that she doesn't even treat him like a friend. First smart thing he's actually said. Landon tells Becky that her best friend is sick as hell. She wants to go to the hotel, and Landon wants her to go to the hospital. Landon escorts the girls into the cab. He's pissed at how she treated him and her friend. She's a real bitch.

Landon is looking all depressed and shit about Becky. Sarah says Landon is destraught. He's upset that this bitch has changed so much he can't have a future with her. He says he should let it go. He says she should have never gone to see her and it was a huge mistake. You live, you learn. He doesn't know if he's ever gonna get over Becky. He believes when you're in love they take hold of your heart. That's the whole theory of love. He also says once they're gone you don't get another shot, it's done. Shaun calls up again. Shavonda says that the relationship could be ruined forever. She thinks it's so fucking wrong. She thinks if she takes him back she's saying it's okay. She hangs up on his ass. He's a fool for doing that shit. Melanie tells Landon and Shavonda they're on an emotional high. They feel like doing something. Landon got a voicemail saying everything went okay. Landon says it's scary how much people can change. He says finding somebody else is gonna be hard. Shavonda says he's the one she goes to. Now she's all alone.