Shawn getting cursed out by Shavonda. This is fucking great. Landon has a crush on her. And they think she has a crush on him. What the fuck do these drunks know? Shavonda calls Shawn again. Landon says it's not healthy. Shavonda starts cursing at Landon because he says his sister has been calling for a week. That's just a bunch of bull. Shawn says he understands where she's coming from. She keeps cursing his ass out. Shavonda calls him back again. Shavonda wants to get over this. Landon is saying what he thinks of the whole situation. Landon says Shavonda has a crush on him but she doesn't want to give up hope on Shawn. Please, get the fuck over yourself. It's MJ's birthday and Sarah and one of his friends bring him breakfast in bed. He's not hungry so he says he'll give it to his friend. MJ calls his dad. Willie came up with this Mujastar nickname because of a tatoo on MJ's back. He made up a superhero and shit. What the hell is going on in this boys mind? MJ gets like a sleeper thing. They decide to make it a mask. They go to some sort of arcade for his birthday. There's fireworks going off. Landon says it's been a lonely time. Well, if you ain't getting any ass, then duh. He says you never lived until you let your heart be loved. Some shit like that.

MJ and Will lose Landon. Then leave the girls and decide to paint the town. They go to some country strip club. They're all wearing cowboy hats and all that shit. They bring some girl to the hot tub. Landon doesn't wanna know if he wants a one night stand or a relationship. MJ walks in the door and it's party, party, party. Mujastar comes out when he's drunk and tired. Then Landon comes out and isn't really feeling it. Poor boy, he is. MJ brings drinks to Landon and this bartender chick in the hot tub. There's a lot of smooching. Where's the grinding? Shavonda asks do you know where this chicks mouth has been? How many diseases she could have? It's all just crazyness. MJ spies at Landon and this chick in the shower. Shavonda says she won't go in his bed because of the hoes he brings home. It is sorta strange.

Landon escorts the girl out. Landon feels confortable about doing that. Sarah says she can't have sex in the shower or bathroom. Shavonda feels it's sick when they use something everybody uses. Shavonda says she can map out the scene of the crime. Shavonda says Landon likes to argue because she turned him down. Landon basically said that's what he's doing. Shawn and Shavonda on the phone again. She's fucking trashing him. Landon says he's never crossed the line to Sarah. She says her tits were in there, she heard it. Shavonda gets flowers. She's so happy that Shawn sent her flowers. She loves red roses. Now everything's back to normal with the whole Shawn situation. Landon and Shavonda talk about the girls in the shower. He says he won't talk to that girl again. Shavonda says she couldn't use guys and not give back. Shavonda wants to be taken care of. Landon says he doesn't know if it's realistic to find a relationship out there. Shavonda went from one extreme to the other. She says nobody unconditionally loves her but Shawn. She says what happens if she loves him too much. All these fucking what ifs will kill you, mentally.