Ashley and MJ on the phone. This is a bullshit conversation. Somebody slap this dude. He's mentally retarded. Sarah loves boys. Karamo says Sarah and Willie are the most sexually frustrated people. Sarah says she's past frustration. Willie says Sarah is a horny girl. That's fucking classic. Now they're at a club. Sarah is looking for a boy. She's dancing all over this guy. Landon doesn't want to go out. MJ asks him. Landon is so fucking lazy. They're playing pool and doing the same shit. Sarah and this guy are talking. He's gay. He sleeps with girls though. She flirts with him. She wants a piece of that ass. Landon and MJ go hunting for pussy. These girls look like free pussy. Maybe close to Trishelle like. They're licking whip cream off these girls. MJ is drunk as hell and talking to this girl. She decides to go home with him. Sarah says she's never been sexually attracted to a gay guy, and this is the first. Willie says he doesn't get the whole bisexual thing. Everybody sees MJ and this girl run upstairs into the boys closet. Landon tries to peak in. This is pure insanity.

The girl with MJ is screwed. She has no way to go home and she's loud. Everybody is trying to sleep. Landon finds a dollar for the girl to get home. That's plain old sad. MJ says he doesn't treat girls bad. He takes the girl out to the cab and goes to sleep. Willie says he wanted to meet the whore. Sarah called her really blonde. He wants to watch again with popcorn. Willie wants to meet the skanks from now on. Sarah says that's what they're for. 4am booty calls. Sarah tells Melanie and Willie she wants to fuck the gay dude. Sarah doesn't want to push the guy into being with her, if he doesn't like girls. MJ worries about Ashley shit. Landon says we have like 3 more months here. MJ says he'll flirt and all that shit. It's a bit late to say that, ass. He says there is no chase. Sarah calls the guy. They meet at a restaraunt. Sarah says she likes a change and all that. She basically offers sex or a friendship to him. She wants to conquer a gay man. Well goody for her. Willie says only do it if you have serious feelings. Willie says Jason doesn't seem to be the one night stand with guys or girls type. Willie likes him. Sarah wants to sleep with him. This is all great.

MJ said him and Ashley had so many deep conversations about situations. He wanted sex and he felt that he needed to do it. Landon says distance makes the heart grow fonder. What is he a fucking philosopher? MJ calls Ashley. He says he has tested waters and said she's more worth more than any of these free pussy bitches. They both miss each other. Cry me a fucking river, here. Sarah says JAson isn't leading her on. She thinks there is still a shot. They're all over each other. Go fuck each other. They start making out in a bed. Sarah said it felt so odd. This girl isn'r outting out? What is up with that? Willie and Sarah go out. Sarah says she's topped herself with this. She says she can't date him. There is no sexual attraction. They're laughing and this shit is fucking hilarious, for real. She says it was hot, and it wasn't. She said he had a confused penis. What the fuck is up with her?