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Philadelphia: Episode 17

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The group is working on a playground. Landon is a fucking control freak.. He wants to do a good job, but so selfish. Melanie is itchy and shit. She looks so sickly. She thinks it’s allergies to something in the weeds. Landon thinks it’s acne and chicken pox combined. He tells Melanie to let it all be free. What a dips hit answer. They need a physical image of the playground soon. The Soul have to approve it first. Melanie says the doctor says it’s something gross. It’s scabies. She says she feels like a leper. She can get it from anybody and give it to anybody. It’s basically body lice. Melanie says she’s not a dirty person. She says she hates them all for making fun of her. Landon is an ass and asks if it’s on her nipples. Melanie says it’s not spreading. She’s worried about her room mates getting it. The doctor is coming over. Landon and Sarah are arguing over some dumb shit. Sarah says it’s Landon’s way or the highway. Now Landon is acting like a little bitch because Sarah gives in. Landon tells her to just redo it. He’s a fucking moron. Slap him.

Landon answers the phone scabies central. They’re gonna spray the house. Willie says he’s worried and says nothing is gonna crawl on him or whatever. Sarah says it’s a pigsty and the house will get cleaned. There are bugs flying around and shit. It’s fucking crazy. They’re all spraying everything down. Karamo calls his mom and tells her the story and says who the fuck has that in 2004 and she’s just laughing. It does seem pretty disgusting. They’re all making jokes and shit. The doctor arrives and checks them all out. Melanie’s reading the steps of what occurs. Sarah’s so happy it won’t spread to them. Landon says Melanie talks out of her ass. She’s just bitching and moaning. I wanna slap the shit out of her. MJ, Landon and Shavonda go out and talk shit about Melanie. She interrupts all the fucking time. Melanie was just talking to MJ for 15 minutes he didn’t interrupt, and then he said 3 sentences and she was blurting shit out again. They are worried about all the minor details, how many copies, this, that, blah. Landon says he expects them to always fail. He doesn’t think they’re well prepared.

3 hours before the presentation, all of them are like sleeping. They are all nervous and shit. They arrive at the place, actually on time. Bon Jovi is there and they’re even more nervous. Landon said it was customized for the kids. Melanie said they got the input from the kids. MJ said they got a wish list of what the kids wanted. They divided it to like 3 sections and in a few weeks they will be there and set it up and it should be done shortly. Karamo says that it’ll last a lifetime for the kids. They’re getting a surprise at home. Probably their vacation. They all run down for their surprise. Their door is like fucking broke. They got luggage cases with their names on it. They’re going to Fiji. They’re freaking out like 6 year olds.