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Philadelphia: Episode 18

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Landon says nice things about Shavonda.  Sarah talks about loving boys.  Willie tells them they're going to Fiji.  They're all excited to leave and shit.  Sarah has 3 bags.  What the hell is she bringing.  Shavonda suggests skinny dipping.  She talks to Shaun before she leaves.  He tells her not to.  What a fucking pansy he is.  Their little car arrives.  Landon says he's open to whatever happens.  Willie says this is the first time Karamo wasn't late for the first time.  Melanie says she's never been near it.  They're on a boat and shit.  Shavonda says she's never been on a vacation at all.  I'm sure she's done something on a smaller scale.  These people come out and attack the boat.  Shavonda says it's not what she expected.  They have a bucket for a shower.  Shavonda thinks they're on Gilligan's Island.  They start getting drinks.  Sarah is looking for boys.  Willie says she's on a mission.  Sarah is talking about the guys.  Shavonda says there are these guys doing dances and girls doing the hoola.  Sarah and the boy go to her room.  She wants to take advantage of what she's got.  What a surprise.

Sarah is upset that the guy doesn't want to have sex.  Sarah tells Shavonda.  She says she might go on to one of his friends.  She doesn't care what the hell happens.  Shavonda says that Sarah spends a few minutes with a guy then finds another.  The second guy runs away.  Sarah asks if English guys are capable of screwing.  Shavonda fills Landon in about what just happens.  He's laughing.  Sarah thinks they're leaving the next night and not staying another day.  Guy three is a failure as well.  Oh well, she needs just a male whore.  Landon says he doesn't want to hurt her or some shit.  Landon wants to kiss Shavonda.  He says it doesn't seem like anything will happen.  Keep it professional.  Melanie talked to the guys afterward.  Melanie thinks the guys think she's a slut.  She says the guys lied about their ages too.  Sarah and Willie go tanning.  Sarah says she hates when Mel says things about her.  Don't judge her ass.  Mel, Shavonda and Landon go to this ceremony.  It's crazy.  There are little kids doing shit.  Lots of music, dancing and crazy stunts.  Shavonda says things happen.  Mel is being close with the guys Sarah tried to get with.  She's pissed and says Melanie is the most judgemental person ever.  Which she is.  She has no respect for Sarah.

Sarah tells Melanie about the shit.  She says it's hurtful.  She found it insulting.  Melanie says that they approached her.  Melanie thinks she went over the line.  I would love to slap that bitch in place.  Sarah asks Melanie if other people have called her a whore.  MJ thinks there is gonna be something going on between Shavonda and Landon.  There is some kissing and Shavonda says she has to go.  She runs out that little house like mad.  Now they're leaving the island.  Karamo wants to see a real hotel room, a real restaraunt and all that good shit.  Sarah confronts Melanie again.  Sarah says she made a point that the guys were talking shit then she talked to them.  Sarah says it wasn't what she thought it was.  Melanie doesn't think she did anything wrong.  She's such an idiot.  Melanie wants to be friends again.  They both want to wash their clothes.  Landon tells MJ what happened.  MJ and Landon both had money on it.