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Philadelphia: Episode 21

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People talking shit about Melanie.  She's keeping secrets about her bar.  She talks to the people Sarah tried to hook up with in Fiji.  What a dumbass.  Melanie brings her bar friends home again.  She likes hard guys with soft insides.  Sarah says that Melanie is so judgemental.  MJ says Melanie likes what everybody doens't really like doing.  MJ says he doesn't trust his friends.  Shavonda says Melanie is so abrasive.  Willie says they're back from Fiji and slapped with Reality.  Time to start working on the playset place.  Karamo says there are so many more things he can do more than build the playground.  Which is absolutely true.  Karamo tells Ed that he works 58 hour weeks.  It's gonna be like 5000 parts.  That's fucking insane.  Melanie likes bars better than clubs.  The people are better.  Melanie says she loves her boys.  Willie says Melanie has many annoying quirks.  Sarah says Melanie likes hanging out with the tatoo people.  She has a stick up her ass, according to Sarah.  MJ brings up the past and saying never to go there.  MJ says why don't you be with the family aka them.  Not the people out there.  Shavonda says she listens to people.  Not Melanie's fucking bitch who just keeps talking.  Melanie's a fucking dumb bitch.  Shavonda's so pissed, she walks out on Melanie and MJ.  Melanie calls home and says her room mates hate you.  They think she's a horrible person.  She says she doesn't know.  What a fucking idiot.  She tries to care.  How stupid.  She hates it there, but ultimately, it is her choice.  Send her ass packing.  Please do it.
 
Melanie's still on the phone.   Shavonda says she's tried different methods of dealing with it.  MJ tells Shavonda not to back down.  He doesn't want to feel like an ass.  Melanie talks to Andy.  MJ and Shavonda came at her.  She felt like it was the whole house against her.  Melanie says if a whole house hates you, they don't know.   She says why hang on if you have nothing to hang on to.  She says she lost respect for them.  Willie, Shavonda, MJ and Sarah go to work, the other 3 stayed home.  It's only a fucking 3 hour day.  Landon's mom and sister are in town, so he goes to take them around.  Melanie and Karamo didn't clear anything with them.  Laura says not being there is unacceptable.  Which is absolutely true.  Shavonda says the truck came early, and they need to be there within a half hour.  They starts unloading the truck.  All 15 thousand pieces.  Willie is excited to get it started.  They got a truck and two cell phones.  If they don't show up, they're as good as gone.  Karamo got a written warning and laughs at it.  What a moron.
 
Melanie decides to talk to everybody.  Willie says he doesn't disagree with the concensus, but he says she makes the other people feel disrespected.  Willie says it's not on purpose, it's just how she comes off.  He tells her to be more aware of how people feel.  Sarah says she has something more with Sarah.  Sarah wants Melanie to change and stay.  Shavonda says Melanie got in her face.  She knows how everybody feels.  Now she says it's gonna take time to change.  Melanie says change is okay, but it's hard to realize it.  Willie says he wants to have a YMCA moment.  Their working at the place.  Sarah says can we super glue them?  It's coming along nicely.  Laura tells Landon that she's proud of him.  He wants a reccomendation because this is what he wants to go into.  Karamo says he has a new respect for Landon.  There's a company that wants to donate 5000 dollars.  Crazyness.  ING is giving in the big bucks.  ING will give each of them $1000 if they finish the shit.  I would hurry my ass up.