They're all there with the Bad Asses vs. the Good Guys.  The Bad Asses won the first mission.  Mike is going to the Inferno with Dan.  How lovely and shit.  Everybody is drinking and shit.  Julie is on the pghone with her husband.  Abram says they're all wrestling and shit.  They're trying to break up Landon and Derrick from wrestling.  Jon is all jesus did this for us with Julie.  They suck ass.  Derrick says the tempo has been sent.  Dan says he knows he can beat Mike.  With his touch of sarcasm.  They need to fill up a bucket with fruit juice.  They win a pocket DJ MP3 player.  The team with the best average wins.  They have to do this shit on stilts.  If their shit spills, they gotta start all over again.  Landon says they need to bounce back.  Julie says they'll win without a doubt.  Rachel says they'll win.  Abram and Julie are first.  Julie says she doesn't like Abram.  What a bitch.  Who cares what you think?

Abram is collecting things.  He knows one person can blow it.  Good Guys win by 21 seconds.  Julie beat Abram.  Brad is against Veronica.  Brad wins.  Good Guys are up by a minute.  Rachel versus Jonb.  Jon falls down several times.  Jon wins.  1:15 is how much the Good Guys are up.  Landon versus Derrick.  Landon wins.  Karamo beats Darrell.  Tonya beats Shavonda.  Robin beats Beth.  Dan versus Jamie.  Dan wins.  1:01 is the difference.  Jodi versus Tina.  Tina falls.  Jodi spills the shit.  Tina wins, obviously.  Bad Asses are up by :37.  Tina says Jodi's team is looking at her like she's a disgrace.  Mike against CT.  Mike drops.  Mike beats CT.  The Bad Asses win again.  The Lifeshields go to CT and Mike.  Mike must use his lifeshield.  Dan says Mike is a pansy ass and he was running scared.  Dan is hilarious.  Jon is willing to sacrafice himself.  More Jesus bullshit from him.  I wanna kill him.  Julie doesn't want Jon going in if he goes, she has nobody.  She says he's the only one with morals.  Bitch, please.

Time for the good ole Inferno.  Dan enters the arena.  Mike then enters.  CT does nothing.  Jon goes and does it.  It's a chicken fight in the air.  Jon is nervous.  Dan says you can't think about what your oponent is capable of.  Not him.  Dan grabs onto Jon and knocks his ass off.  Dan says he'll do it again.  Tina says you know your team wants you to come back.  Beth says Jon is one of the greatest people ever.  She says she's sad to see Jon go.  Jamie says it's so sad.  There's a cage between them.  Jon wanted to stay longer.  Julie says it pisses her off that they let Jon go.  She's crying like a little bitch.  I wanna slap her.  Stop your moaning, bitch.  It was his choice.  Get over it.