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Danny gets punched in the face and broke a bone. Let's just show this all season. Wes wants Johanna. Danny can't sleep with the eye patch and shit. Lacey says she's never heard of anyone looking worse after eye surgery. His dad is paying for the surgery. He talks about not having a real relationship with his mom. Melinda says that he's not a disappointment. Melinda says she'll baby Danny. She says they have a connection. Wes and Rachel are getting closer. This ho says get a prettier girl. She wants to knock these bitches out. Wes says he really has no interest in Rachel, he wants Johanna. What a bitch. Wes tells Johanna's friend that he loves her. He jokes around with her. He's like give me some pointers. This is great. The "how to hook up with my friends guide". Danny's dad comes down to visit. He introduces his dad to Rachel and Melinda. He wants his dad to really know what really happened. He took the bandage off, it looks really bad. He really doesn't want to talk to his mother. Wes doesn't like Rachel's agressiveness. She's acting all dominatrix ho. Lacey and Wes talk about Rachel being in the army and all guys wnating her. He says she's use to getting all the guys. Now he wants Johanna.

Wes tells Johanna he likes her. He says he really wants her. Johanna doesn't want to tell Wes there is a possibility in the future to give him motivation. She's just playing it off and shit. Lacey says she feels like she's the mother and making sure they don't get hit by cars and shit. Rachel feels rejected by Wes. Johanna says you want them to want you. Wes tells Nehemiah that he confessed his undying love for Johanna. Nehemiah says it's more like girlfriend material than hook up. Danny uses Nehemiah's toothbrush. Danny heads off for the hospital. Danny says he's gonna find that kid. Danny says his dad feels nervious for him. The doctors explain what is going to happen. Melinda tells Danny he's still hot. Melinda says something bad can happen and pop there goes our first loss during the Real World season.

Blah blah blah surgery. Who cares? Melinda and Danny's father enter the room after it's done. Melinda tells him he has a good son. She wants Danny to count on her. She asks him if he wants to do body shots off her. She tells Rachel it went fine. Johanna and the girls are at a bar. She wants to the bar tender to take a body shot off her. Wes looks a little jealous. Wes hates the guy even more now that everyone loves them two together. Johanna tells her friend over the phone what happened. She says it's her Latin lover. Nehemiah says you have a better chance with Rachel than Johanna. Nehemiah tells Wes that she gives him the same attention she gives Wes. Wes says that he's better at games then her. Melinda says Danny is not suppose to do this, not suppose to do that, but when it comes to sex, she says it's only been 10 days. Danny says he wants to be like his dad when he grows up.