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San Diego: Episode 04
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We start with seals and on a boat. Boy this looks fun. They want them to remember shit because they're being tested. Jamie wants to learn the terms and all that shit. She's getting quite good. What is with all the fucking animals. They have to pass the test tomorrow. They'll get about $200 per person. If they fail they have to wash the ship. Robin wants Jamie's help. She knows that she has to pass. Brad, Randy and Cameran aren't studying. Brad is confident he knows his shit. I highly doubt it. Feeling on Cameran's ass isn't gonna help you much. Frankie and Robyn kiss so Jamie and Cameran peck. Cameran and Robin will make out if Brad pulls out his penis. Jaquese really likes it. The girls want to see it hard. Jesus, these people are horny. Oh boy, and he's gonna pull it out. How great. How long will this last.

Brad sticks out his limp penis. Cameran squeals and Robin is impressed. I think they should just help get it up. They stay up until 6am, get a few hours of sleep and then cram. They're all worried about failing and not getting the money. Frankie says she can memorize shit once she reads it. Hopefully she proves it true and passes. They then have a hands on test where they have to do stuff on the boat. Brad gets handshakes once he finishes his part. They missed his penis though. Anyway, Frankie t hinks she did great on it, while Cameran fears failure. Dumb fucking blonde, if you can't do the shit don't risk others lives.

Frankie got a 95, Jacquese got an 85, Randy got an 80, Jamie got 95, Robin got 84 and Brad and Cameran failed. Dumb muthafuckas. Cameran got a 54. What a fucking moron. They needed an 80 on it. Jaquese is showing off his dough. I wish I had that kind of cash. Cameran calls her dad and tells him she failed. OMG Cameran only has $40. That's so fucking funny. She reminds me of poor Tonya. Cameran is scared of failing again. Cameran and Brad are quizing each other, Cameran is doing pretty well. Especially after her shitty test. Cameran and Brad both got 99 on the test. Those dumbasses studied their asses off. They got uniforms. They look so fucking ugly. God help them.