It's time.  Trishelle says it was Mike's fault and Mike says Trishelle can't handle a boyfriend.  If that isn't the truth.  CT's relatonship has improved from Paris.  Could it get worse?  Is that possible.  Katie is already making a big deal.  Kendal's here for money.  Leah and Mal say no naked hot tubs.  That's funny.  Leah can take criticism better.  Syrus calls it a frat.  Trishelle and Julie are chatting.  Amazing.  Two whores.  Julie kicked off for no reason?  Coral wants Abe to fall off the boat.  That would be great.  Holly is back and ugly.  Everybody is happy and shit.  That isn't gonna last long.  Sweet casa.  I love it.  Timmy has his own show.  Coral is cursing at a lizard already.  Mike is hating on Coral.  Christena looks happy.  She's in it for the money no friends or sex for her.  Dave Mira is not Johnny Moseley.  Amazing.  The rules are so fucked up.  Two misisons.  This is so ghetto.  I'm so confused.  Katie wants money.  Syrus wants money.  How obvious.  Enjoy your fun today, kiddies. 

Christena feels Jeremy is out to prove himself.  He was on for two days.  Syrus is old, he feels lonely.  He isn't as young anymore.  That's what happens when time passes.  Darrell is back to his height fear.  As is Syrus.  What is with black people anti-heights.  Not again with the best average time.  Somethings never change.   Abe and David.  Abram beat him by a tad.  Kendal kills Leah.  Katie got DQed and Trishelle made it.  CT beats Timmy.  Timmy messed up.  Coral is cursing.  She things Syrus will break the line.  Shane barely beats Syrus.  Mallory versus Holly.  Mal got DQed and Holly made it in 21 seconds.  Julie is pissed she fell near the end.   Ace vrsus Jeremy.  Ace wants Jeremy down.  Ace and Jeremy are  both DQed.  Coral loses to Christena by like 6 seconds.  Darrell beats Mike.  Julie is gonna pull V down.  Julie is trying to kill Veronica.  Veronica was saying Julie was grabbing her pussy.  This is beyond funny.  Veronica quote, "stop grabbing my vagina, you fucking mormon."  See, Veronica can be useful.

Julie was grabbing her safety line.  Veronica tells Julie to shut the fuck up.  Julie is such a cunt.  Road Rules wins.  Road Rules wins by about 30 seconds.  This week it is guys.  Darrell tells Timmy not to do it.  Jeremy and Timym are chosen.  Jeremy uses sarcasm.  Coral tells Ace if it's random, why not just go yourself.  Trishelle tells people are bullshitting.  Ace is one of the nominees.  They also pick Syrus.  They don't know the scores.  They pick the old hag.  Veronica says to go with Ace.  They felt Syrus was a sure win.  They pick Jeremy.  Syrus feels he got the fuck job.  Coral tells Syrus that they didn't know.  He got first.  Syrus thinks he's gonna kick ass.  Mal says Ace smells like chicken.  What the fuck?  These young kids are nuts.  Oooh it's the bird costumes.  They need to eat worm and bird feed.  The Aztec lifesaver keeps one person.  Syrus and Jeremy plan to go balls out.  It's so funny.  Holly hates worms.  I wouldn't eat that shit.

Trishelle versus Veronica.  Veronica doesn't like worms.  She does like cock, though.  Trishelle slighty beats Veronica.   Julie kills Kendal.  This is grossing me out.  Jeremy kills David.  What a deal.  Katie is sucking.  How amazing.  It's so hard to believe.  Mal kills Katie.  It's so funny.  Timmy cracks jokes.  Darrell says he's a runaway slave.   Coral barely beats Darrell.  Mike whips Timmy.  CT and Shane tie.   Ace is getting crushed by Christena.  Holly and Leah is close, but Holly wins.  Leah is engrossed.  Syrus kills Abe to hell.   229 to 204.  Real World wins.  It's not even up.   Darrell and Syrus have the lifesavers.  Syrus wants to send Ace.  He wants it to be by the gut.  Coral thinks it's fair since Ace was up.  Ace is being a greedy cunt.  Mal is all sad and shit.  Mike feels sympathetic towards Ace.  He's like his mentor.  Bug helmet sucks.  I wouldn't want that shit on my head.  Are you fucking crazy?  Eat worms then have bugs all on my head?  Hell fucking no.

I would die doing this.  Jeremy likes messed up shit.  Darrell doesn't use the lifesaver.  Ace is going to the inferno.  The syrup part is fucked up though.  Coral is painting Jeremy up.  They think it's disgusting and sick.  Ace gave up quickly.  What a little bitch.  Ace says their is no way he would do it.  They know that Ace didn't want to be there.  Coral said Julie would have been there all night.  That bitch is crazy though.  Syrus says he would have done it.  Talk is really cheap.  Katie and Kendal are proud of Jeremy.  Coral asks Mal if he wants to stay.  Coral thinks Ace didn't want to be there.  Ace is being a bitch.  Coral is telling him that he fucked up.  She doesn't not do this to anybody.  CT is disappointed in Ace.  He wants Mal to win.