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All Star Survivor: Episode 03
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The crate, the no food, the reward and all that good jazz from the las show is back.  Saboga is down to four.  How not sad.  What the hell?  Was there a bear hanging from a tree?  Lex talks about the bug bites.  Jenna says they look like freaks.  Jenna's not eating.  She's feeling horrible.  Saboga is doing random shit.  Rupert doesn't know why.  Rupert goes fishing and catches a fish.  Ethan is jealous because he can't catch shit.  Rupert says they need to work together.  Which appearently, ain't happening.  Richard was looking for something.  He wanted to get a shark.  He tried to keep it under a rock.  Richard bites the shark.  What the fuck is wrong with him?   He caught a shark.  Shii Ann loves him.   She disses his penis too.  How great.  Kathy's cutting up the shark, and they eat him.  It's just amazing how silly this dude is.

They get a home debut box with tools and shit.   The best home in a 24 hour period.  Tom and Susan are fighting.  Susan sits on the side because she wants them to get shit.  Rob M. is a construction worker.  I hope his ass loses.  He's an asshole.  Alicia and Rob C.  talk about how they're doing nothing.  Amber likes Rob M.  is hot.  She must be drunk.  Alicia gets pissed at Rob C.  Rupert and Ethan work on the house.  They want a log cabin.  He wants to be able to stand up.  Rupert and Jerri fight.  Jerri doesn't give a fuck.  Lex and Colby talk about the house.  It's so funny.  Jenna wants to make a TV.  Kathy and Richard sit out.  Shii Ann says they need to listen to the girls.  Jenna doesn't know if her mom is okay.  She's really upset.  Saboga is working at the night.  Rupert and Ethan are nailing in the pitch black.  They found a tree stump.  That sucked ass.  They went from happy and 3 lost souls and Rupert gone mad.  This shit is crazy.

Mogo Mogo gets the first examination first.  He tries to break shit.  They think he likes it pretty good.  Next is Chapera.   They have a swing and shit.  A checkers board and shit.  Saboga's house sucks.  The house sucks.  He gives Saboga last.  Chapera gets a box.  They get a tarp, some pillows and some other shit.  Mogo Mogo got a clue.  Richard goes to look for it alone.  Chapera all drinks thier alcohol.  Sue isn't a drinker.  They all are drunk, and Amber wants to kiss Rob M.  It's pretty funny.  And stupid at the same time.

It's thundering there.  What the fuck is going on?  Jenna is spacing out.   She decides to leave.  Kathy tells why Jenna shouldn't be here.  They tell her she should be with her mother, not on the island.  Colby doesn't want to lose anybody.  They want her to stay in case they win this challenge or whatever.  Jenna L. says she's mental alright.  Jenna M.  decides to pull out because she wants to be with her mother.  Alicia agrees wth Jenna's decision.  Amber feels bad for her.  Rob M. says that it's her personal decision and just move on.  Tom says if his family got in a car wreck and all died, call him when it's over.  Jenna doesn't even want to go to Tribal Council.  Everybody cries for Jenna.  They all feel horrible.  Eight days after she left, her mother died.  I hate her and all, but you know, do what you gotta.