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All Star Survivor: Episode 02
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Rewind of the last show.  Saboga is the main reason focus of the recap.  We start looking in on Saboga.  Rupert is upset they didn't get to keep the fire.  It's not that easy, Rupert.  Jerri got no sleep.  Boohoo bitch.  Rudy tells war stories.  I don't fucking care about your life when you were 20.  Rudy keeps drinking the well water.  He doesn't give a shit.  Jenna knows Rudy better than anybody, same season connection.  Now we go to Mogo Mogo, Colbyt and Shii Ann talk about dying of thurst.  Lex and the tribe drink the rain.  They're licking leaves.  It's so funny.  Richard wants to keep it raining.  Lex finds it funny Richard is naked.  The whole tribe is confortable with it.  Colby thinks he wants everybody naked.  The third tribe, Chappera drink the rain and sing and dance.  Those are some crazy motherfuckers.  Three locks on a chest.  They talk about what should be in the box.  Rob M. wants to open it.  It's a reward challenge.  Tom and Jenna sit out.  The three tribes are about even.  Rudy is a bit behind.  Four tribe members for log four.  Chapera is in last, yet again.  Chapera is lagging behind.   Saboga has a big lead.  Ethan, Rob and Richard go for the final log.  Chapera wins reward.  Blankets or big presents for everybody.  They decide to share the wealth. 

Richard is shocked Rudy stayed and Tina went.   They all say it's business.  It's so true.  Chapera is great.  Rob C. talks about not having money.  Alicia watches the rest fail.  She thinks she can start it.   Rob M. is a jackass.  They finally have fire.  Way to go Chapera.  Rupert had a flame.   Ethan thinks he's next.  Ethan is a moron.  He thinks Jenna's being nice, which she is.  Your ass could be next.  They now have fire.  Lucky Saboga.  Mogo Mogo still has no fire.  Shii Ann and Kathy talk about not having fire.  Kathy is pissed she didn't want them to make fire right away.

Mogo Mogo gets their fire started.  They decide to look for key one.  They got key one.  Richard feels that's bullshit.  It's not as important.  Rudy is having walking problems.  Rupert says they're screwed if it's a running challenge.  Rudy will be slow as fuck.  Are you serious?   This mission is fucking nuts.  Alicia and Shii Ann are sitting out this one.  They're all trying to untie some of it.  Saboga's boat is free.  All three tribes have their boat up.  They all are trying to flip the boat.  Chapera is on the road.  Mogo Mogo and Saboga are trying to get water out.  Jenna and Lex are dumping water out.  Chapera is in first.  This shit is crazy.  Chapera has immunity.  Mogo Mogo has crossed in second.  Saboga is going back to Tribal Council.  It would be a shock if Rudy or Ethan doesn't go.

The Saboga tribe is pissed because they lost again.  They're all blaming themselves.  Ethan is pretty sure he is gonna go.  He tries to get fish so he stays.  Rupert knows that Rudy is hurt.  Rupert doesn't want Rudy to leave.  Rupert isn't gonna vote for Rudy.  Ethan didn't get fish.  Rupert goes out and gets fish unlike Ethan.  Ethan feels screwed.  He so is, if he doesn't think that, he's a moron.  They talk about challenges.  They talk about falling apart at the end.  Gerri says it sucks that they're back here again.  Rudy feels the people is the Survivor.  Rupert feels that he's more valuable that he caught a fish.  Ethan is pretty sure he is going tonight.  Jenna feels it's competion.  They're strong or whatever.  In this case, a winner.  Ethan votes for Rudy.  His ass might stay.  Rupert says he pretty much knows Rudy is gone, but he can't vote for Rudy.  The votes are Rudy,  Ethan, Ethan, Rudy and Rudy.  Rudy was urt, therefore he was hurting the team.  That comes first before Ethan winning.