It is time folks.  We see three boats with three tribe names on them.  This shit is crazy.  So much security.  The air space and the water is cleared.  They just know they have a tribe with these people.  They're given nothing.  Mogo Mogo is green.  Saboga is yellow.  Chapera is red.  We start with Chapera.  Rob C. is probably already plotting.  Somethings never change.  Tom is old.  He feels old.  Well, duh.  Rob M., lose the accent, please.  Alicia says who knows who.   Alicia knows she's easy to piss off.   Tom is a hick.  I hope his ass goes first.  Rob M. is climbing trees and shit.  They decide shelter first.  Susan is already telling people what to do.  She says she's gonna go first because she's the most outspoken.  I love that bitch.  Rob M. is the brains, that must be sad.  Saboga here we come.  Ethan is being his psychological self.  Tina wants to do this again for experience.  rupert doesn't know anybody.  He says he's gonna be the worker be and just follow them.  Oooh banans.  Jenna is already planning how to win.  Vote off the winners.  Jerri's strategy is not being a bitch.  I doubt that bitch can do it.  Rudy is drinking it from the source.  He is nuts.  Now we go to my favorite, Mogo Mogo.  Lex wanted to do it again.  Richard talks about fire and shit.  Jenna calls them morons because they've done it and they're willing to do it again.  Shii, Kathy and Jenna are working together.  It's the guys vs. girls tribe.  Colby looks at them and says he trusts nobody.  Richard is naked on day one.  Somethings never change.  Shii Ann said it best, this has an interesting start.

 Back to Chapera.  They're trying to start a fire, it ain't working.  This is so fucking funny.  Susan can't do fire.  Tim gets pissed.  What an asshole.  Susan drinks the crap water.  She drank out of the lake.  This woman is a trucker.  She drank beaver shit.  Rob M. calls her an ass.  They're all haters.  Back to Saboga.  They got smoke.  Oooh, Rupert is exhausted.  Ethan tries and he doesn't get it.  Rudy tries something and it doesn't work.  Gerri and Rupert feel screwed.  Rudy is already allianced up with Rupert.  Gerri walks by.  Rupert likes Rudy.  Rupert thinks he can take Rudy to the end.  Chapera on day 2.  Rob M. says he's beat.  Alicia says they need fire to get water.  Alicia tells Rob and Amber that shelter isn't as important as water and fire.  Rob M. is pissed off.  Tom makes fun of it.  Rob M. calls Alicia a drama queen.  Rob M. and Amber make an alliance.  Rob M. wants pussy.  That's the bottom line.  Mogo Mogo on day 2.  Colby  and Lex try to start a fire.  Richard thinks he could do a fire quickly.  He says they'll die in days.  Richard is beign dicklike.  Richard is being himself, Shii.  He's doing no work because he knows that's what he'll do.   He played with sheep, now he's playing for wolves.  Everybody wants to kill him.  Shii Ann doesn't want him to go right away.  The king must stay!  This is just great.

Chapera gets tree mail.  Rob C. gets the tree mail.  Susan is sleeping.  They want immunity and fire.  Rob C. wants to know who else is here.  Mogo Mogo walks in.  Richard says the other tribe is gone.  Here comes Saboga.  They all see Rupert and are shocked.  They all got the same supplies.  Susan drank it.  Rudy says they can drink the water and it's smart.  The first two tribes win immunity.  Even better for Mogo Mogo.   Richard is naked for the first immunity challenge.  Chapera and Mogo Mogo get thiers free first.  Mogo Mogo and Chapera get thier first wok lit.  Saboga has their first wok lit.  All three have their second wok lit.  Mogo Mogo is first on shore.  Chapera is right behind them.  Mogo Mogo has their third wok lit.  As does Chapera.   Saboga is closing the gap.  Chapera has immunity first.  Mogo Mogo crosses.  Saboga has to get rid of somebody.   Chapera lights up burning man.  This shit is crazy. 

Chapera is happy they took first.  Amber and Alicia talk about they won the first all star immunity.  Saboga is all depressed.  They're fucked in the ass.  Jenna doesn't want to be the first voted off.  She shouldn't.  Jenna and Jerri want Ethan and Tina to go first.  Rupert tries to say no.  Ethan and Tina want to vote Jenna.  Tina is plotting to get Rupert on their side.  Rupert is fuddled.  Rupert and Rudy are the sway votes.  I just hope Jerri the bitch goes home.  The dreaded Tribal Council one.  It's raining the first tribal council.  Ooh the big fire is life speech.  Jerri says it's hell.  Rupert does it again when he just got home.   Rupert wonders why he did it again.   He wants to do better.  Jerri is drinking the rain.  It's the first smart thing she's done.  Rudy talks about being old.  Weakenesses?  Winners, strong and old.  Jenna says that a winner shouldn't win.  Ethan brings up an analogy that sports teams aren't knocked out if they win every year.  Ethan is a hater.  Jenna's butt is great.  Jenna has votes from Ethan and Tina.  I wonder why?  Votes are: Jenna, Jenna, Tina, Tina, Tina, and Tina.  The nice old hoot lost.  Ethan is fucked big time.  I'm glad though.  The torches stay until they make their own fire. HAHAHAHAHA.  This is just great.  This people are gonna die out there.