Best shelter was crazy.  Chapera was hating on Rob C.   Saboga sucking.  Rob M. and Amber were drunk as fuck.  Now Jenna is telling her story and she decides to pull out.  We're down to 15 crazy people.  It's raining yet again.  Tom says they need a boat, bad.  Alicia didn't think the camp would be flooded.  Amber talks about the crap they used all the stuff they got.  Rob the jackass from Boston slept good.   Tom says Amber and Rob were getting too close.  Rob C. says that Rob M. and Amber are gonna do it.  I hope not, they'd have fucked up kids.  Now on Saboga Rupert talks about him fucking up the shelter.  They need to rebuild that shit.  Jerri is crying and being her normal bitchy self.  Boohoo, you have no home, get over it.  Ethan says it's the second worst night of his life.  Jerri doesn't knmow what the hell is going on.  She doesn't give a fuck.  Now that's the bitch I know.  They need a new shelter and fire.  Kathy is crazy.  She's making a wig out of twine.  Richard caught 3 eels.  That's nasty shit.  Lex wants the third key so they don't have to worry about Richard catching fish.  Is he trying to lose Hatch?   How unimaginable! 

They get a message.  Everybody thinks it's a puzzle.  Sue will eat bugs, she doesn't give a flying fuck.  Reward challenge time.  Susan and Richard are talking shit to each other.  Oooh it's a survivor shower.  This is so funny.   First and second place clue to get to the lock box.  Mogo Mogo gets the first match.  Saboga get a match.  Everybody has one.  Chapera and Saboga both get stuff.  Chapera wins the whole shit.  Tom stuck his head in the toilet.  Rob M. couldn't find the key.  What a jackass.  They won whiskey and rice.  Alicia feels good that the other tribes suck.  I think these asshole losers are too cocky.

Saboga got sleep.  Holy shit.  It's a miracle.  Jerri is kinda happy.  They work on having a good surrounding.  Rupert gets a fish for those people.   Jerri realised how people go mad?   She's fucking nuts on her own.  Fucking hard ass blind puzzles.  It's pretty funny that Alicia, Gerri and Richard are in control.   It's funnyn hearing everybody screaming.  Chapera has all their pieces first.  Saboga has thier pieces.  Mogo Mogo gets their pieces.  Saboga takes first.  Mogo Mogo gets second for a change.  Chapera is sending somebody home.  Hopefully jackass Boston Rob, but I doubt that.

Rob C. needs to go according to everybody.  Alicia hasn't heard nothing.  The Rob's team up to knock out Alicia.  Now Rob M. says it's either Rob C., Susan or Alicia who is going.   This asshole thinks he has all the power.  What a dick.  Amber says she can control her temper.  Sue says it was a wake up call.  Tom's hit in the head and doesn't knock any sense into him.  Boston Rob says he's been sleeping with Amber.  Tom is watching.  What an old perv.  Tom says who in the tribe can lose.  Boston Rob says his big mouth  could get him the boot.  Sue says she can be a bitch to be around.  Susan says no sucking ass.   Alicia and Rob C. swap votes.  Rob C., Alicia, Rob C., Rob C. and Rob C.  Last time his ass got the boot by Jenna, now he gets screwed by these guys.