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All Star Survivor: Episode 07
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Rupert helping Chapera.  Rob M is being a dick.  Colby bitching to Shii Ann.  Susan telling the tribe.  Lex fishing.  Rob, Jenna, Amber and Rupert alliance.  Susan leaving and Mogo Mogo winning reward.  Chapera are such brown nosers.  I think they're sorta stuck up.  Especially Boston Rob.  Jerri is bitching.  It's amazing.  Shii Ann and Kathy talk about Jerri.  Shii tells Kathy that Jerri wouldn't stop bitching about it.  Jerri is annoying.  What an amzing revelation.  Colby says she hasn't changed.  Well, she's a bitch.  Shii and Kathy diss Jerri in the water.  She's being underestimated?  What the fuck is she gonna do?  Pose naked?   Chapera got a puzzle.  It's for immunity.  Jenna says Ethan is bad under pressure.  They're gonna try hard.  Hopefully lose, but try hard.  They're making a puzzle boat.  The winning tribe gets a trip off the island.  They get a barbeque deal if they win.  It's reward an immunity.  Oooh, they get to take another member.  Jerri and Rob swim out.  Rob gets hit first piece.  Then Jerri.  Tom is now swimming out.   Tom gets the piece while Shii Ann swims out.  Alicia is now in the water.  Colby is now in.  Rupert and Kathy are now in the water.  Jenna and Ethan are in the water.  Amber vs. Lex to get the last piece.  Chapera starts first.  Mogo Mogo starts on the boat.   Mogo Mogo's boat is all together.  Boston Rob wants the boat to go before completed.  Ethan runs into the jungle first.  Boston Rob runs into the jungle.  Both flags are up.  Rob gets out first.  Ethan is now  on the boat.   Mogo Mogo catches up, quickly.  Chapera now has a big lead.  Chapera wins reward/immunity.  They take Kathy.  They take a yacht and either Shii Ann, Jerri, Ethan, Lex or Colby is gonna be hitting the road.  Hopefully not Lex or Shii.

The reward.  Kathy feels good and bad.  She thinks it sucks her team lost, but she's so glad to get the food and stuff.  The tribe treats Kathy like on of their own.  This is what Kathy likes.   She sees them pigging out.  They all get as much food and gobble it down.  They then show Mogo Mogo walking back.  Ethan accepts blame for the loss.  He appologizes and they're all like, whatever.  They probably appreciate it but are pissed to hell.  They dock the boat and get dessert.  It's just great.  I'm drolling while watching this.  It looks so good.  Kathy sees a waterfall and tells everybody to jump in.  She sees them having fun and shit and loves it.  She says that's what is missing in Mogo Mogo.  They might not be fun, but they're great, Kathy.  She needs to go back with Shii Ann and Lex. 

Shii Ann and Ethan talk about eating some rotton food.  Shii Ann is cooking.  Jerri only wants to do stuff you're already doing.  Shii Ann wants to vote Jerri off because she's bitching about the coconut thing.  Colby wants both out.  Now the Chapera tribe are getting alcohol.  Now they're golfing.  Why?  I don't know.   Rob falls on his ass first shot.  The club flies away with one swing.  They all joke about it.  Now they're gonna try and catch fish.  Alicia thinks Kathy is lying.  She needs to save her ass.  Tom didn't catch shit.  Kathy spills so many secrets.  Her tribe might vote her ass off.  Ethan doesn't know if he's staying or going.  They all want Jerri gone.  What a shocker.  Lex says he might lie.  Lex tells Jerri that he pretended to be down.  They want Colby down.  He wants to convince Shii Ann so they get him out pre-merge.  Jerri wanted to outlast Colby.  Shii Ann wants to vote Jerri, but she's with all these people.  I think she might change her tune.

Chapera is sleeping, dancing, fishing and drinking.  This is great.  They need to stop the bitching.  They toast the day.  Colby thinks Jerri is going.  Lex thinks Colby is going.  Ethan is pissed that he lost.  Colby hates losing to Rob.  Jerri is voting based on threat.  Colby says, don't eliminate people based on the strong.  Physically Jerri and Shii Ann are the weakest.  Shii Ann is rolling her eyes at Jerri.  I think something is gonna go down.  Shii Ann calls Colby the strongest member.  Colby now feels volunerable.   Kathy is the only worry free person.  Well, thanks for that Lex.  Ethan votes for Jerri.  Lex votes for Colby.  Colby votes for Jerri.  Jerri votes out Colby.  Now the swing vote.  Shii Ann is deciding who goes and who stays.  Shii Ann votes Colby and that's that.