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The Reward/Immunity challenge.  That shit was crazy.  Chapera wins because Ethan is a moron.  Kathy leaves with them.  Mogo Mogo playing Colby.  What a great ordeal.  We're down to 11.  Kathy arrives back before the rest of the tribe.  Kathy is fondling the house and covering the fire.   It's raining like a muthafucka.  Kathy didn't like getting hugged.   Kathy was sad Colby did go.  Kathy says they're in the middle and Colby was holding them back.  They need to get their shit together.  Mogo Mogo rocks, but come on.  Ethan says he felt silly.  He said he expected one vote his way and the rest to Jerri.  He was fooled.  Now Ethan is against Lex.  That's great Ethan, stop being a diva.   Jerri loves being around.  Especially without Colby.  She ebat Colby, which was one of  her goals.  Tree mail about the switching camps.  Amber things they might have to stay.  Jenna doesn't care she's going.   She things it's a bad thing.  Kathy goes because she knows them and didn't care.  Oooh, they're choosing stuff for the reward challenge.  It's great.  Kathy says she'll take stuff you don't need.  They're all glad that is was her.  Five points on a log roll.  Chapera gets sling, rice and grill.  Mogo Mogo wants tarp,  blanket and something else.  Tom is out and Shii vs. Alciia.   Shii beats Alicia.  Rupert vs. Ethan.  Rupert is gone first.  Jenna vs. Kathy.  Kathy drops first.  2 to 1 Mogo Mogo winning.  Rob vs. Lex.  Lex loses.   Jerri vs. Amber.  Amber wins.  Shii Ann vs. Alicia again.  Alicia drops in again.   Ethan vs. Rob.  Rob beats Ethan.  Amber vs. Kathy.  Kathy drops first.  Chapera wins the shit.  Jenna gets to grab the stuff from Mogo Mogo.  What a crock.

Mogo Mogo waits for Jenna's arrival.  Jenna comes baring gifts.  The team is pissed they're losing all their "good shit".  Jenna gives them soap, toilet paper and a toothbrush.  It's kinda like a no hard feelings thing.  Jenna and team wanted no anamosity.  Shii Ann and Jenna bargain for the rice since Mogo Mogo lost so much.  They get to keep some.  The tribe loves Jenna when she comes home.  Rupert loves his spear.  I wonder why?  Rob bitches to Amber about Rupert and the spear.  Rupert thinks Rob wants to hit that.   Amber isn't even that hot.  Her face is sorta fucked up.  Amber didn't wnat to get emotionally attatched.  She's pissed she did that with Rob.  Rob says nice things about Amber.  Then he acts like the alpha-male he is and says she has a  nice ass.  Rob gives Amber a massage, like a kiss ass, then they make out.  What the fuck is going on here?  Amber feels secure with Rob.  Rob would love to win and have Amber in the end.

Rob sees rain on another island.  He wants to go get fish before it hits their island.  Boy, first smart thing from him.  Rob then hates on Rupert for loving the spear.  What an idiot.  He's saving you energy, you moron.  Rob hates on all the fish Rupert gets.   He's like a big grown idiot.  Rob goes in and gets fish.  Why would he do this?  Don't they have enough?  Again, being the alpha-male jackass he is.  He mimics Rupert and gets 11.  Rupert likes and hates Rob.  He calls him a pain in the ass.  Ain't that the fucking truth.  Now the Immunity challenge.  You gotta hit a target.  First with a blwo gun, then a spear, then a bow and arrow for one person to get as close as possible.  Alicia sits out.  Jerri is the only one to hit with the blow gun.   With the spears, more people actually hit.  Rupert gets the closest and Lex is the closest for Mogo Mogo.  Both teams have three arrows.  Rob battles Jerri.  Jerri misses first.  Rob then misses.  About time he fucked up.  Jerri misses again.  Rob hits the white, barely.  Jerri misses a third time.  Chapera has immunity.  Like assholes.

Jerri appologizes.  She feels like she fucked up.  They work on the fire.  Jerri blew it.  She is disappointed.  Jerri and Lex talk about voting Ethan out.  Lez wants Ethan gone.  Lex and Shii Ann talk about voting him off.  Ethan and Lex are friends.  He tells him  it's two things.  The friendship vs. the game.  He wnats to keep it in two worlds.  He tells Ethan it's business.  He didn't think blindsiding Ethan was good.  They want to drag Jerri.  Ethan is pissed because she doesn't deserve to be there.  It's very evident.  Ethan, they want you gone because you're strong.  Kathy likes Ethan.  Ethan is hoping she votes Jerri out.  She has little time to think.  Hopefully Ethan goes, but we'll find that out shortly.  Jerri was either hero or goat.  She volunteered because she had some experience.  Shii says it could have went anyway with anybody.  Jerri should be worried according to Kathy.  Ethan winning a prior survivor is a threat.  Lex makes a deal about Ethan possibly winning even though he won last time.  Voting time.  Ethan votes for Jerri and Lex votes for Ethan.  Votes are Ethan, Jerri, Ethan and Ethan.  He's done.  Thank god, no more winners.  Possible merge next week?  Let's hope.  Oh no, not trust!  They hate that word.  It's like a black person hating the n-word.