It's a recap episode.  Expect the same shit you've seen with some new additions.  Chapera make fun of Saboga.  Mogo Mogo make fun of Colby's walking.  He is walking like a drunk.  We're back to 18.  They talk about how stupid it is to come back.  The shitty water.  Brings back memories of no fire.  Rich and his catty comments.  He should have made fire ASAP.  Rudy goes to work on Rupert.  Boston Rob and Amber.  The fucking idiot alliance.  Rob and Tom were, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.  Tom doesn't trust Rob.  Rob doesn't give a fuck about nobody.  First immunity challenge.  Saboga getting their asses kicked.  Well, now it's prett funny.  Everybody being each other.  Alicia likes it better.  Rob as Ethan.  Amber playing Tina was great.  Sue gave them the finger as Jenna was gone.  Tina being a past winner got her ass the boot.  YAY!  Tina being her normal self.  Colby is giving out too much information.  Saboga is too nice giving up their shit.  All three got fire.  Tom speaks gibberish.  Boston Rob thinks he's comic relief. 

The boats from the ocean.  Saboga and the boat sinking.  The group is getting Rudy out.  Rupert is too nice to get rid of him.  Richard gets bit by a shark.  Richard killed the fucker.  That was amazing.  Shii Ann loved the man vs. nature thing.  Not the fucking house bullshit.  Jenna starts thinking of her mom and she isn't thinking of the game.  Saboga fights over the home.  Rupert went crazy.  He sees Saboga's shitty tribe and shakes his head.  Mogo Mogo is sad because Jenna is thinking of quitting.  Jenna pulls out.  I mean, I hate the bitch, but in her mind, it was right.  As long as she doesn't win. ^_^  Amber and Rob fucking.  The dumb houses that sucked.  Let's move on.

Rob C. going.  Now it's time to divide a tribe.  Jenna and Rupert going to Chapera.  Mogo Mogo gets Ethan and Jerri.  Now the ghetto challenge.  Jerri tipped off Richard.  Richard saying he's been bamboozled.  That's classic.  He would have loved to see the thinking of voting him off.  Susan is depressed.  She can'tsee anything but Richard naked.  Rob thinks she's using this for the win.  Susan says she's done because he touches her.  Mogo Mogo is shocked.  The challenge is going on.  Mogo Mogo destroyed them on the boards.  That was great  television there.  Chapera decides to make a pact.  Mogo Mogo made coffee.  Colby is so full of energy he does a cartwheel.  It made a huge difference. 

Jenna sleeps with Rob and Amber.  That's just nuts.  Amber isn't going to care what he does because he's wrapped around his finger.  He's so confident he's gonna win the shit.  The reward/immunity challenge.  Ethan screwed up the shit.  Like a dumb fuck.  Chapera takes Kathy.  She first felt that she didn't deserve it.  Then she had fun when she got there.  Lex plans against Colby.  Shii Ann sways her vote and takes out Colby.  Colby is talking out of his ass.  Ethan was scared as fuck.  Chapera steals shit from Mogo Mogo.  Rob wants to hit that.  Boston Rob and Rupert had a fishing contest.  Oooh, here comes Rob with his hating self.  Rupert calls Rob a pain in the ass.  Jerri misses the shit again.  Lex wanted them to oust Ethan.  Ethan wanted Jerri gone.  Now we got no more winners left.  How depressing.  God, please cut that damn goofy hair. 

Mogo Mogo waits for Jenna's arrival.  Jenna comes baring gifts.  The team is pissed they're losing all their "good shit".  Jenna gives them soap, toilet paper and a toothbrush.  It's kinda like a no hard feelings thing.  Jenna and team wanted no anamosity.  Shii Ann and Jenna bargain for the rice since Mogo Mogo lost so much.  They get to keep some.  The tribe loves Jenna when she comes home.  Rupert loves his spear.  I wonder why?  Rob bitches to Amber about Rupert and the spear.  Rupert thinks Rob wants to hit that.   Amber isn't even that hot.  Her face is sorta fucked up.  Amber didn't wnat to get emotionally attatched.  She's pissed she did that with Rob.  Rob says nice things about Amber.  Then he acts like the alpha-male he is and says she has a  nice ass.  Rob gives Amber a massage, like a kiss ass, then they make out.  What the fuck is going on here?  Amber feels secure with Rob.  Rob would love to win and have Amber in the end.

Rob sees rain on another island.  He wants to go get fish before it hits their island.  Boy, first smart thing from him.  Rob then hates on Rupert for loving the spear.  What an idiot.  He's saving you energy, you moron.  Rob hates on all the fish Rupert gets.   He's like a big grown idiot.  Rob goes in and gets fish.  Why would he do this?  Don't they have enough?  Again, being the alpha-male jackass he is.  He mimics Rupert and gets 11.  Rupert likes and hates Rob.  He calls him a pain in the ass.  Ain't that the fucking truth.  Now the Immunity challenge.  You gotta hit a target.  First with a blwo gun, then a spear, then a bow and arrow for one person to get as close as possible.  Alicia sits out.  Jerri is the only one to hit with the blow gun.   With the spears, more people actually hit.  Rupert gets the closest and Lex is the closest for Mogo Mogo.  Both teams have three arrows.  Rob battles Jerri.  Jerri misses first.  Rob then misses.  About time he fucked up.  Jerri misses again.  Rob hits the white, barely.  Jerri misses a third time.  Chapera has immunity.  Like assholes.

Jerri appologizes.  She feels like she fucked up.  They work on the fire.  Jerri blew it.  She is disappointed.  Jerri and Lex talk about voting Ethan out.  Lez wants Ethan gone.  Lex and Shii Ann talk about voting him off.  Ethan and Lex are friends.  He tells him  it's two things.  The friendship vs. the game.  He wnats to keep it in two worlds.  He tells Ethan it's business.  He didn't think blindsiding Ethan was good.  They want to drag Jerri.  Ethan is pissed because she doesn't deserve to be there.  It's very evident.  Ethan, they want you gone because you're strong.  Kathy likes Ethan.  Ethan is hoping she votes Jerri out.  She has little time to think.  Hopefully Ethan goes, but we'll find that out shortly.  Jerri was either hero or goat.  She volunteered because she had some experience.  Shii says it could have went anyway with anybody.  Jerri should be worried according to Kathy.  Ethan winning a prior survivor is a threat.  Lex makes a deal about Ethan possibly winning even though he won last time.  Voting time.  Ethan votes for Jerri and Lex votes for Ethan.  Votes are Ethan, Jerri, Ethan and Ethan.  He's done.  Thank god, no more winners.  Possible merge next week?  Let's hope.  Oh no, not trust!  They hate that word.  It's like a black person hating the n-word.