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All Star Survivor: Episode 11
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Rob feeling depressed, lying fucker.  Rupert winning reward.  Now they merge.  They want Lex gone.  Kathy and Rob get immunity.  Kathy says she'll give him the necklace and Lex was shocked as hell.  Amazing how quick people change.  They're home and shit is now a swimming pool.  They worry about Kathy.  Now Kathy is doubting Rob's soul.  Amber is lying like a rug.  Rob is such a lying asshole.  Kathy is angry.  Lex sold Tom out according to Rob.  Hopefully that means, that asshole is going next.  They're all complaining about the rain.  It's now black daylight.  They're getting no or little sleep.  The sun comes up and it's still raining.  Shii and Jenna wanna see their families and shit.  They decide it's 11 days and they'll all make it.  Jenna gets the tree mail.  It's an immunity and reward day in one challenge.  Survivor obstacle course.  A letter and a rain coat and a video from home.  They get to see a bit of each of their families.  Amber's sister, niece and parents.   She's crying yet again.  Alicia's mom looks nothing like her.  Maybe because she's white.  Tom's son and wife.  NOT MORE FUCKING HICKS!!!  Rob's brother is just as nuts as him.  Shii Ann's parents and the cat.  They're nuts.  Kathy's son.  She finds it hilarious he's focussing on the money.  Rupert's wife and daughter look hella different.  I expected not so pretty people.  Jenna gets a video of her daughters and she loves it.  She starts to cry a lot.  Time for the reward challenge.

It's a long ass challenge again.  The winning foursome gets reward, losers get no shot at immunity.  Alicia and Rupert were random captains.  Rupert, Tom, Jenna and Kathy against Shii Ann, Alicia, Rob and Amber.  Now we're at the wall and Alicia goes first then Rob and Amber help Shii Ann over.  They have to go across these things to get to the final one.  Rob, Alicia, Amber and Shii get past the maze stick thing.  Shii goes first on the rope bridge.  Amber is on the rope bridge then Alicia goes when Rupert starts.  Rob makes it across while the guys downstairs find the flag.  Jenna and Rob are waiting for them to find the flag.  Rob goes across first.  Then Jenna goes and Rob unleashs the team.  Shii Ann, Rob, Alicia and Amber win reward.  It's time for a puzzle.  First tribe member to finish it wins reward.  Rob finishes it first.

Rob shares the hot chocolate with everybody.  Maybe he's not a full dick.  Rob passes up the video and gives everybody their letters.  The four still get  the ponchos.  The rest just get their letters.  Shii Ann says it was big of him.  Maybe because he is such a big dick.  Rupert is crying after his letter.  He loves it.  Jenna gets a letter from her parents and she starts tearing up.  Shii Ann says the island friendships can't compare to the ones at home.  Shii says that giving up the movie may give him a million.  Rob says he's like never emotional.  He starts tearing up.  He says it wasn't about strategy, then says it is.  He says family is more than money then says it is about the money.  What a crackhead.

Kathy and Rob talk about what happened.  Kathy says they're fine.  Rob is trying to clean up his reputation.  Kathy says it cancels out anger from yesterday.  Kathy wants Rob, Amber and Jenna power to end.  Shii tells Alicia that Rupert and Jenna weren't original members of the tribe.  Tom says he'd be a fool to stick with the three of them.  Jenna is worried about Alicia and Tom switching to Shii and Kathy to mix up the game.  She said she was screwed last time like that.  Lex looks hella different.  Rob says there were friendships before the game that might help you.  Rob is talking out of his ass.  Shii says she's in the minority.   People are looking at who they can take to the final 2.  Kathy doesn't want the liar around.  Seven players is harder then eight.  Rob talking shit for a change.  What else is new?  Amber, Kathy, Amber, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy.  She tells them to keep their eye on the million.