Kendal and Mike shit.  Leah being a weak link.  Road Rules gets more fucking money.  They really don't need it.  Road Rules wants to throw it for Timmy.  Real World wants to throw it to David.  They want Leah to go to the Inferno.  What a bunch of losers.  They laugh about throwing the missing.  Stupid Road Rulers.  They don't want Katie to win it.  Mike and Kendal are playing video games.  Therefore, Kendal doesn't know.  Mistake number one.  They need to move cars and get the saturn to the thing.  No seatbelt is a penalty.  Hit a wall or car, get DQed.  Timmy starts.  He's trying to memorize liscence plates.  Timmy got a penalty for no seatbelt.  He took 10 minutes 26 seconds.  Now it's Abram's turn.  Abram is being an idiot and uses the wrong key.  Abe did no seatbelt.  Katie thinks sabatoge.  It took 14 minutes.  David goes first, then Leah.  He's acting like a jackass.  He takes a rest like a fool.  10 minutes and 1 second.  Time for Leah to go.  David is a fucking idiot.

Leah hits a car.  She says CT's gonna be fucking happy.  She cries to Darrell.  Veronica isn;t using her normal pep at 13 minutes.  17 minutes for Darrell.  Katie knows something is up.  Christena can't drive stick.  She takes 18 minutes.  Holly can't backup.  Kendal doesn't know.  Mike gets DQed as well.  Mike blames the team.  Katie says she's a bad driver.  She takes 17 minutes.  CT and Leah are bitching to each other.  What else is fucking new.  Now it's CT's turn.  Leah tells CT to get DQed.  It takes 16 minutes.  Coral's turn.  Coral wants that lifesaver.  It takes 12 minutes.  Kendal tries to bribe Dave with a head start.  Kendal gets 10:16.  Road Rules won.  David and Kendal won the lifesaver.  Kendal feels like shit because she was left out of the loop.  Coral's stick driving hasn't improved much from Battle of the Seasons.

Everybody knew to get lower then Timmy.  Kendal is pissed off because she didn't know.  Holly thinks Kendal fucked up.  Veronica wants to go off on Kendal.  These bitches turn on a dime.  Kendal contemplates saving Timmy.  Mike tells Kendal that she's stupid to save Timmy.  They screwed her over, so she'd save them.  Mike tells her, he'll go off if she goes.  Drop a brick or break a brick, you're done.  Kendal decides to go in.  Mike is livid.  Leah would rather go against Kendal then David.  Mike is fucking pissed.  Mike wants Leah to win.  Now he's going off on Kendal and Veronica.