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Robin and her boyfriend shit.  Robin is a crazy drunk.  What a dumb crazy bitch.  She's a fucking idiot when she drinks.  Her actions are gonna bite her in her ass someday.  Robin is sitting in Mike's lap.  This girl is big, so his legs must be broken or some shit.  Randy says that they'll probably have sex.  I hate when these people bring up stupid shit.  They both think he has a temper.  Then Robin brings up the whole other thing.  Randy's friends come to town to visit.  They're having a grand old time.  Robin and Mike look great together.  Then they get drunk with Randy and friends.  Jaquese says it's nasty and he doesn't know Robin.  She is a crazy chick, he's never seen that shit.  They're going out.  Some shit is about to go down.  It's like a strip club or some shit.  Robin says she loves Mike.  They start kissing and shit.  Robin wants to marry Mike.  Now Mike asks her.  They're both drunk.  Robin is drunk as fuck.  Robin is showing her crazy bitch side.  Now Mike is getting pissed.  Mike is now seeing the crazy Robin.  She is always like this, Mike.  Catch up with the rest of us, man.  Mike doesn't want to have anything to do with her.  I kinda feel bad, but this bitch is crazy.

Robin is wasted and they don't know where Mike or Robin are.  They say there are two Robins.  Sober and drunk.  Jamie approves of Jessica.  They're all in the hot tub.  They still don't know where Robin is.  Jamie is being like a mom and worried for Robin.  Now Robin is crying in the back of a cab.  Robin goes in Mike's car.  He says they're done.  Robin is still in Mike's car as they drive off.  They put up their ghetto tent in front of the house.  How many damn people are gonna get in this shit?  There are like 5.  Randy is like snuggling with Jessica.  It's hilarious.  Jamie wakes Cameran up and Robin doesn't come home.  Jamie tries to call Robin's cell, she's fucking worried.  Robin and Mike are MIA. 

Robin and Mike come home together.  Frankie thinks Mike and Robin fucked.  Mike's foot was injured.  Mike thinks Robin is an awesome girlfriend.  Why, I don't know.  Jaquese pops out the window for no reason.  Robin is beaming.  Robin didn't change, she feels skanky.  They absolutely had sex and she won't admit to it.  Robin wants him to pimp her.  Come with the cane and all.  They're all dressed like pimps and ho's.  What the fuck is going on?  This shit is hilarious.  Jessica and Randy are so going to have sex.  They all think he's gonna hit it.  That would be great for Bazooka Joe.  They share a bed.  Atleast we got that.  All Randy's friends are leaving now.  Randy said it was confort.  He definitely wanted to do that bitch.  Robin gets drunk and when she's drunk she screams. Mike wants her to stop drinking and he will.  They both hop into the tent.  Brad and Jamie sneak a peak of what's going on.  Robin admits to only kissing.  I highly doubt that.