Another live episode.  38 million votes.  Let's hope somebody shitty doesn't win.  Like Rob M., Jerri or others of that nature.  18 to 4 to 1.  Rob and Amber got three covers this week.  They've barely slept.  They've been all over the place.  They might have a reality wedding.  Jerri is there for a change.  Bitch came back.  Jerri was just so upset and thought she changed.  Jerri didn't feel safe.  Jerri says nobody expressed how they were feeling without getting booed.  Hatch doesn't care about being hated.  The audience decides who you are.  Rob C. says Survivor doesn't tell you who you are.  Lex says his family is most important.  Our first final 4 person is Colby.  Past moments of Colby are now shown.  Colby says this million is easier.  No six weeks.  Best Survivor fight was Rupert vs. Jon.  Lex has no feelings for Boston Rob.  Tom says he'll work though the pain with Rob.  One of the best speeches ever.  Sue and her rat and snake speech.  That was the shit.

Sexiest Survivor man is Colby.  Why, I don't know?  Colby says his life has made a big 180.  Time to add another person is Tom.  Nobody likes his ass.  He's so annoying.  He's so annoying.  Why did people even vote for him?  Look back at his time in Africa.  It better not be an all guy final 4.  Our next moment is Michael falling into the fire.  That shit was fucking crazy.

The girls getting naked for peanut butter.  That shit was hilarious.  She doesn't have any regrets for doing that.  Rob C. is glad he got some hot women on the island.  It's time for the sexiest woman.  Amber is the hottest female Survivor.  Time to add a third person is Rupert.  Rupert moments from Pearl Islands.  Rupert stealing the shoes was great.  Him jumping for joy when they made fire.  Another great Survivor moment.  The grandmother dying hoax.  That was some classic shit.

Favorite villian time.  The winner is Johnny Fairplay.  He's a fucking wrestler now.  Time for the fourth player.  It's fucking Boston Rob.  Nobody cares about his ass.  He needs to get the fuck out.  Stop sucking Amber's dick.  This is a bullshit final 4. 

More E-bay shit.  September starts Survivor 9 is in some island near the ring of fire.  Survivor: Islands of fire.  The number one moment is Rupert stealing the shoes.  How fucking funny is that shit.  What a fucking surprise, Rupert wins this joint.  His wife is crying.