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X-Treme: Episode 01
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Patrick is 20 from Illinois. He's a wrestler. He's not single. And he fucks up relationships. That sounds like Trishelle. Jodi is 22 from Virginia. She's an athletic chick. She has no large intestine and is sorta single. These two meet up and seem quite friendly. They're attracted to each other. They have tto like ride a cow puilling machine. Ibis is 19 and from Florida. She says she's a girly girl and likes kicking ass. Sounds like me, minus the girly. Danny is from Jersey and 20. They all talk about who speaks Spanish. Ibis tells them she speaks Spanish and Portugese. Kina is 19 from Jersey. She says she has her high and low poiinta. Derrick is 20 from Illinois. Derrick likes Kina. I bet he wants to hit that. We got a full cast now. Derrick and Patrick are two dudes from Chi-town. Danny and Kina are from Jersey. Two perfect pairs there. Ibis is scared of frogs. Kina is scared of heights. They say they look like celebrities. Derrick makes a homophobic coment. Danny is pissed. Their RV is pimped out. Kina is scared of one bed. Jodi wants to know why it's called Xtreme. You're gonna do a crazy thing. The girls love Danny because he's gay. Derrick is scared. Time for mission one. Andrea and Fabrizo are the mayors. Jodi thinks these mission are gonna be fucking crazy. Ibis explains the keys and all that jazz. Kina thinks they could all survive. They get about $3000 in American cash which is like 3,000,000 in their money. They're going into a fucking volcano. Are these people crazy?


There are risks, are you fucking serious. If the helicopter fucks up, you're screwed. All three pairs must do it. Derrick and Ibis are first. They're the ginuea pigs. Ibis thinks she could blow it. One of the girls say Derrick won't not do it. Both of them have passed. Jodi and Danny are going now. Jodi is scared shitless. Two people who are scared of heights together. How great? I don't think their asses went.


They finally go. They're both screaming. Danny enjoys it. That's great for Jodi and Danny to get over fear of heights. Kina and Patrick are last. They have no issue with jumping. They won mission one. Jodi thinks it was a great bond. They got cash, credit cards and a key. They need to budget their hugh cash. It's like a puzzle they need to fill in. They party with their cash. They join a camp fire. Derrick is a crazy fucking drunk. He's doing a fire dance. The head of the bond fire yells at him. Kina says he's being a jerk and she doesn't like it. He's turning into a drunk. Patrick tries to calm him down. Danny says if he's this crazy on day one, people might want his ass gone. He's a fucking nut job. He's like Abram before he left. Kina calls him an animal with no leash.