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X-Treme: Episode 02
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Let's go back to day one.  Derrick is pissed when they call him a gay dude.  Danny is scared shitless of the volcano.  Now Jodi is talking about the crazy stunts.  Yes, please ship Derrick's white ass home.  They're all swimming in the ocean, I'm guessing.  Danny skinny dips.  Derrick is the biggest homophobe.  He'll sleep with everybody but Danny.  Kina thinks it's a manhood thing.  He can't be tolerant of his doings.  What an asshole.  Another mission at 9:30am.  They're gonna be hammered for the next mission.  Ibis threatens the team if they lose tomorrow.  Patrick wants everybody to just have a good time.  Danny is drunk and starts kissing Kina.  Ibis sees Danny puking.  She thinks he's screwed for the next mission.  The girls confort him with a bucket.  Derrick is being a moron and making comments.  Kina calls Derrick an asshole because he was just as drunk the night before.  Derrick is a moron.  Let them confornt him.  Kina is crying to Ibis.  She's so pissed at him.  She will curse that motherfucker out.  Kina tells Derrick the deal.  She says it's bullshit for him to judge.  His ass should be gone first.  If your roommates are that pissed at you, you're screwed.

Kina doesn't want him mocking her effort.  Now it's him against them.  Kina is offended by this asshole.  She says this shit contributes to the good of the team.  Ibis is worried for Danny.  Patrick doesn't feel good.  Danny is drunk still.  Derrick is yelling at him.  He wants to win, but he's not sober.  The team is hoping it's a team mission and not individual.  That will save their asses.  If one person fails, they all fail.  They need to climb a 200 foot wall.  It's 45 degree water.  They need to repel down the fall.  Three teams of two.  They have to be six seconds within each other.  Are you serious?  Derrick and Dannny, Ibis and Patrick and Kina and Jodi.  Jodi is scared.  Danny is still sick.  He's still being an asshole.  Danny and Ibis are first.  This shit is crazy.  They finished the first half good.  And then the second.  That was nifty.  Ibis said the first step was the hardest.  Now the girls are going.  Jodi is upside down.  What the fuck happened?  Somebody fucked up there.

Jodi says it's not fun being upside down.  Derrick is like they need to believe in each other or him and Danny are fucked.  The girls do it after the first mishap.  There is only one second left at the end, but they survive.  Jodi says it was fun.  This bitch is crazy.  Danny tells Derrick about his parents divorce.  Then about his boyfriend.  Derrick is ready while Danny is scared.  Danny si falling, then he's stuck.  Shit, this mission fucking sucks.  They work well together.  What a big surprise.  Make the first half down easy.  They win this shit.  Thye win another key.  2 down, 12 more to go.    Danny tells Derrick more.  He wants them all to be friends and grow.  They're all buddy buddy for the moment.  Derrick admits to being an ass to Jodi.  She's willing to give him some time.  He appologizes to Ibis and Kina as well.  They just hope it won't happen again.