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San Diego: Episode 23
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Not the fucking boat shit again.  Fuck it.  Quit the damn job.  Jaquese calling his momma and telling her he doesn't wanna quit.  Jaquese's momma is now calling him.  He's only seen his dad twice or some shit.  Second and eighth grade.  He doesn't care if he speaks to him ever again.  He goes out to eat with Jamie.  They would be a great couple.  He wants his dad there, but he thinks if he extends a hand, there should be a hand back.  Jamie feels bad that he doesn't know his dad.  Jamie is standing there and Jaquese is crying.  He says he had to learn on his own because he had no pops like normal families.  That hurts a kid.  Whether it be mom or dad.  Cameran thought she would love the job, but she hates the shit.  Charlie has never done this shit before and is anticipating.  Brad is yelling at Cameran.  If they're late, they lose money.  They're 15 minutes late.  How great.  They lost their bonus.  Bye bye $50.  Cameran says fuck it.  She wants a steak.  Robin hates it too.  If you drop in the water, you're going home.  They're gonna jump in the water together.  Uh oh.

They decide to jump together.  They have to clean some shit.  And Jamie messes it up.  Cameran fakes being scared.  The guys laugh.  Brad helps him out.  They fake explain it to the boss.  They have to go home and change.  They're so fucking proud.  Jamie calls them careless.  At first she doesn't think it's on purpose.  They're proud they did it.  Cameran says if somebody finds out they are screwed.  So fucking true.  Only Jamie could blow up their spot.  Jaquese's momma is just as ghetto as him.  He's so glad his mom is there.  The girls hug Jaquese's mom.  Cameran loves his mom.  She's young and hip.  Jaquese and mother go to eat.  His mom wants him to tell him how he feels.  She says he needs closure.  That is absolutely true.  She says his anger is holding him back.  She explains what forgiveness means.  It clears the air.  He says that probably won't happen. 

Jamie tells some dude about the boat shit.  She then says they purposely jumped in the water.  Jamie ruined them the first time.  She figured out their plan.  Jamie is like they totally did it on purpose to the rest of the house.  Randy says it's another surprise from those two.  Brad confronts them.  Brad asks Robin if it was her idea.  She denies like hell.  Time to go bye bye for Jaquese's mom.  They all love her.  They kiss and off she goes.  She's fucking crazy.  I like her.  Jaquese decides to call his pops.  He doesn't think his dad is ready to hear it.  His dad knows somethings wrong.  He asks him for a sit down when he comes home.  He's glad his dad agreed.  He wants to correct the problems they had.  He's ready to move on.  This is great.  His dad is nuts too.  Step one is completed.  Real World always helps bonds.