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X-Treme: Episode 03
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Them talking about the bed and relationships.  Patrick screwing up on relationships.  They won another mission.  Patrick talks about his girlfriend Courtney.  He says he needs to rebuild trust.  He's like hitting on Jodi with the conversation.  Patrick says they are quite similar.  They are wondering about the next mission.  Ibis says the missions are gonna be hella harder.  Derrick and Patrick decide to wrestle.  Of course for no fucking good reason.  Patrick kicks ass.  He picks up Kina and falls on his ass.  His knee was fucked up and they have a mission tomorrow.  The suckage of that.  Kina is driving that big ass van.  Derrick doesn't think this injury is gonna help him.  They meet their new mayors.  Nude body painting.  Danny is great.  Kina is shocked.  Ibis is upset at this.  What a bunch of shit.  Standing there naked is no big deal.

The mayors are laughing.  They need to shave off all their body hair too.  They need to be motionless for an hour.  Somebody doesn't do it, it's an additional hour.  Kina doesn't want to see nobody naked.  Ibis is scared.  Danny thinks this is great.  Ibis doesn't like this at all.  Jodi is first.  Patrick is right nexto her.  Danny and Derrick are facing each other.  Ibis and Kina are like hugging.  Ibis says that isn't fair if she drops out.  So she does it.  Danny wants to know how this shit comes off.  15 minutes if they move.  Kina says she's never done anything naked.  Jodi says there are so many people there and why are they there.  Ibis sees this as beauty and says everybody else should as well.  15 minute peanilty on Patrick for movement of his feet.  They were only 17 minutes in.  Holy shit they're so screwed.  Especially with Derrick's knee.

45 minutes in.  Danny's legs are numb.  Kina is holding Derrick up.  Everybody is like crying.  They did the 75 minutes.  Ibis says she's excited she did it.  Derrick is so glad the window went down when it did.  They got key number three.  Living Arts is now done.  Time to go clubbing.  Patrick and Jodi are smoking and dancing together.  Some shit is gonna go down with those two.  Ibis calls him a ladies man.  Perhaps a Don Juan.  Jodi is the hottest?  What is he smoking?  Kina is by far hotter.  Derrick kisses her and they both say it mean nothing to either of them.  Yeah yeah sure.  He's upset he can't treat his girlfriend right.  He feels he can't give his girl what she needs.  Derrick tells him if it's like that then it's not meant to be.  He says he can't lose her.  They say he needs a break.  He says he's not ready for her.  He wants to marry her.  He thinks he hurt her yet again.  He calls her and tells her and tells her they need a small break and they're done.  He's very upset though.  This is his girl and she fucked him over.  He tells her to move on while he straightens up his life.