Derrick likes Kina.  What a suckass.  She thinks he wares her out.  Jodi loves the team.  They haven't fucked up yet, why not?  They get a mission.  Kina is excited about cows.  Little does she know, she'll be eating them.  HAHAHA.  Derrick and Kina are flirting.  He wants to go onto the next level with her.  She is pretty hot.  Kina loves him, but doesn't see a relationship.  Derrick tried to kiss her.  She tells Ibis.  Kina doesn't want a man.  She says that could ruin it.  Danny thinks this shit is gonna be easy.  Kina is pissed.  They have to feed each other the portions of cow.  One person is a leftover eater.  Patrick eats the extra shit.  5 minutes to eat the plates.  Kina and Derrick.  Danny is already about to puke.  That's a fucking great start.  How fucking great.

Danny is with Jodi.  Ibis is with Derrick.  They have 5 minutes.  First is the eyeballs.  That is just nasty shit.  Round one is over and tons is left for Patrick.  Now we got some good brains.  Danny gets up and starts cursing.  Jodi is scared.  Now it's tongue time.  Glands for everybody.  Heart pieces.  Blood sausage.  Ibis thinks it's great.  Spleen time.  Liver is next.  Jodi is feeding Danny as much as possible.  Kina thinks Derrick is a great person and player.  Danny and Kina have the biggest puke buckets.  Kidney time.  Ibis threatens Danny and Jodi and tells them there is no more place.  Intestines and Rectum are next.  Testicles time.  Danny's used to putting balls in his mouth.  Last is the tail.  They need to eat the meat, no bone.  Derrick and Kina are kicking ass.  They're telling Danny to swallow.  Danny admits to 75% of it is his.  He has 5 minutes to eat the leftovers.  They all get to feed him.  What a great thing.  He's like a fucking animal.  The girls are feeding him like hell. 

Patrick has 30 seconds left with tons of shit left.  They fall a bit short.  Danny feels so bad.  Patrick is pissed.  This is failed mission number one.  Danny is so upset.  He's helping Danny feel better.  As does Kina.  Danny is crying, so upset he lost.  Kina talks with Derrick.  They have each others back.  She asks him if he's lonely.  He wants something to happen.  He ain't gonna hit that soon.  Kina has warmed up to him.  They feel if it's meant to be, it's meant to be.  They stumble upon a dog on the way home to the RV.  Ibis picks up the dog and brings it with her.  It's now the Road Rules dog.  They think X could have eat the cow shit.  Danny thinks he's gonna go, because he fucked up this mission.  They all think Danny would be the one to go.  Which I think is shit.