AND WE'RE BACK. It's Vanuatu. This shit is fucking crazy. It's time for Survivor 9 to start. There's a bunch of funny looking cast members. Let's get crunk. The boat drops the anchor and these islanders come towards the ship. All the people are either scared or confused. They need to do some sort of passage. They have to take it all seriously. Mia was nervious about what they may do. Travis likes the canoes and not swimming. It tips over. They went to the middle of a ring. Leann was excited. A bunch of natives come with spears. John P. was lost. Rory is the only black man and they didn't attack him. They seperated the men from the women. Lea didn't know what to do. They had to drink some mud like shit. Some didn't like it. The girls got nothing. They keep their chanting and shit. They take a live pig for some reason. Eliza is shocked because they killed the pig. Dolly is use to things like that. The chief put blood on the guys face. Jeff tells them stones ward off evil spirits. The guys need to get a stone from on top of the poll. Travis wanted the stone for the guys. Brady was first to try it. Mia wanted them to fall. Brady got it and it started raining. The guys are the red Lopevi team. The ladies are red and the Yasur tribe. They have to find the tribal beaches by chance. They get a pot, a map to water and all that shit. Mia said the girls are out for blood now. Good for them.

The girls hold hands and try to find the thing. Scout says they should stay there and wait for the day to arrive. Leann says they should stay and make a decision. Eliza didn't want to be too pushy. Scout decides to go with them. They want to find their camp first. They say the walking on path is bull. Rory says if they didn't walk in a pact it would make it easier. They find the flag. It's about damn time. The girls then find their camp. Eliza says the problems are all gone now they found the place. The women start working on the shelter. There are a bunch of girls who hang together. Scout calls Eliza talks too much. Eliza syas the others are making them not look great. The guys have a little creek to get some water. They decide to work on the fire. Chris says Brook wants to proove himself. John P. says they had a hot ember. They couldn't do anything with it though. Chad says it didn't work. Chad shoes them he has a fake leg. They all think it's great that he did it alright. Brook says if he need to vote his ass out, he will. It's a game, if you suck, you're out.

They get tree mail on day 3. The winning tribe gets fire. They both need fire ato boil their water. It's immunity and reward in one. It's a long maze type thing. In the end you need to light a wok. They get a flint if they win. Immunity looks pretty hot. Both teams are even through the mud pit. the women are helping each other through. So are the guys. Men finish the mud. Women are out of the mud. They have to get the ball to the net. Guys take the ball and move on. Girls finish and get the ball. Onlt one guy is across. Two guys are across now. Guys are beating the women. It's even now. 8 and 8 are across. Chris falls off. Scout makes it across and they're good. Women have to make a fire now. He fell again. Ladies have a fire. He almost makes it and falls. The womens rope burns. The women win the first challenge. Yasur has immunity. Let's see which guy goes.

The guys say they underestimated the girls. They all make jokes and shit. Chris says if he had wings he would have made it. They feel like Chris needs to go. Chris talks to Lea about voting off the strong guys. Chris says they got a plan. Brook thinks he's strong and safe. Brady's vote is up in the air. Rory or Chris could be going. Who knows? Time to go to tribal and let shit happen. They light their torches and shit. Several guys felt Chris messed up. Chris says he wasn't thinking he's gone. Chris says everybody is gonna help the team at a point. Rory says he fit in well. What a liar. John P. says their close to red alert. They all are getting physically hurt. Bubba says you never underestimate a woman. Brook likes the girls grinding and yelling and shit. John P. says they gotta raise the level of the game. Brook votes for Chris. Some dude votes for Rory. The votes are Chris, Chris, Rory, Brook, Brook, Chris, Brook, Brook and Brook. Brook's ass is out. They need to earn or build fire otherwise they're screwed.