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Vanuatu: Episode 02

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Here come the 18 again to the island. The men and women are split evenly. The men get the spirit stone. The women felt screwed with the tribe thing. Both teams found their camps. The girls are splitting based on age. The women won reward and immunity. Chris wants to help get rid of the young kids. His ass needed to go. Guys seem kinda tired and cold. They want actual cooked food. They're trying to get fire. They got some steam. They got a tiny little thing. They got fire and it's starting to rain. If that isn't maximum suckage. They think if they don't get fire, the girls will kick ass. The girls are trying to take down braches. Mia says day 4 has been rough. She says it's 1000 times harder. Eliza says it's really unconfortable. This ain't no five star hotel, chick. They cook plantains that taste like ass. There are maggots in the food. Dolly hates not eating and all that shit. She says she's not complaining. She's just hungry and tired. Twila says if therer are maggots, she's gonna eat them. She's being a real bitch. John, John & Brady are scared because it's 5 to 3. Travis is being an asshole. He says John P. is a threat. Now he's saying that everybodys it. That's a bunch of crap. It's a good old reward challenge. They need to get people acrpss a beam without touching multiple people. Everybody's standing on it. Guys are playing for flint. Scout sits out. They're playing for pillows and blankets. Brady and Eliza moving across. Eliza is across. Julie fell into the water. Brady is across. Julie is across. 4 women across and guys at 1. Amy touched two people at once. John K. is close and falls. Mia and the girls win reward. They all jump into the water. The guys are all sour pusses.

The guys are bitching and complaining about the shit. Rory says the girls were classless. Rorry says he doesn't need a dance. What a fucking asshole. Boot his ass for being so annoying. They all talk about Rory complaining. That's because he's an asshole. The girls feel good because they got the blankets and water. There's a chicken in the woods. Now the girls are trying to kill it. They atleast got eggs. But the chicken flew away. The pot fell and that sucks. There's steam and all that shit. It's like old vs. young in the girls tribe. Mia, Julie, Dolly, Eliza and Lily. Twila, Scout and Leann are in the older group. Ami feels like she's more towards the older group. Dolly and Twila talk about alliance stuff. The younger girls originally wanted Twila out. Dolly wants to help the oldeer ones. They want Eliza out. Get that blabbering idiot out.

Treemail time. It sounds like a puzzle challenge. They won the spirit stone. They got no good luck with that stone. They want this immunity now. Chad says they were neglecting the stone, which is dumb as hell. Rory says they put the stone somewhere and it starts raining. How strangely odd that is. It's a communication type thing. One tribe member is in charge. Theere are three puzzles and all need to be completed. Dolly sits out. Scout and Sarge are in control. They both have one piece coming towards the home base. The guys have their second pair. girls have 5 pairs. The guys have 8 pairs. Girls have 6. Guys have 9. Guys up to 11. Girls have 10. Sarge is yelling at the guys for cheering. Guys got all the pieces. One more for the girls. Girls got the pieces. The guys are on puzzle one. Puzzle one is done. Girls onto number two. Guys on puzzle three. Guys win immunity. They get the flint as well.

The girls are upset they lost. Julie talks to Dolly about her vote. She wants to vote out Eliza. Julie tries to convince Dolly to vote out like Leann. Dolly is so lost. She doesn't want to make the wrong choice. Dolly decides she wants to vote out Leann. They think they have all the votes they need to boot Leann. Scout talks to Dolly about the vote. They're all thinking. Leann doesn't have a clue who is going. She finally found out that it could be her. Now they're talking. Now Dolly comes up. Eliza is contemplating for Leann or Dolly. Eliza doesn't want to piss the other girls off. The girls get fire and shit. Scout feels she blew it. Eliza says everybody has done shit, Twila doing the most. Dolly says she's getting along too well with everybody. Eliza says it could be her. Eliza is up first. Leann gets a vote from one of the ladies. Another one for Leann. Here are the votes Leann, Leann, Leann, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Leann and Dolly. We say goodbye to our little sheep herder Dolly.