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Vanuatu: Episode 04

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Yasir getting pissed at Eliza. Eliza being a big old bitch. Nobody trusts her. Rory is fed up with Sarge. What the fuck is wrong with this asshole? Twalia and Mia going at it. There is reward and immunity up. The guys won the reward. Then they played for single immunity. John K. won immunity. He gathered info from them and gets to give his immunity to a girl. John doesn't want people to be pissed. John P. was voted off. John K. gave immunity to Ami. Lisa helped vote out Mia. Way to go. Eliza and all the girls are fighting. Eliza is shocked Lisa voted Mia out. She repaid the bitch. She didn't trust Eliza. Eliza is such a cunt. Twalia said she wanted to go to sleep. The girls go to sleep. Eliza doesn't trust Lisa at all. She wants her ass out. Rory was shocked he got 3 votes last night. He wasn't surprised though. Chad, Travis, Sarge & Chris are working with Rory. Why? Rory is so fucking bad. John K. is saying all the fat dudes are running the show. Travis and Chad don't have to think. John K. says none of the other guys are athletic. Brady fishes to help the guys around. What a kissass. He only caught little ass fish. Travis says all that won't fill one person. John and Brady wanna shake up the game. Help is on the way. What the fuck is coming on. They feel it's a memory game. Scout says life was more peaceful and they want more food. They've been spending lots of time in the water. It's a reward test. Easy ass memory test. First team with 5 matches wins. A guy helps them for 24 hours if they win. He's a good fisher, food finder. All that good shit. Lopevi is first. Chad starts. No match. Lisa is up. Rory is next. Scout's next. Travis is next. Ami is up next. She gets the first match. Brady is up. Eliza makes match two. Chris is going. Julie goes now. That makes three for the women. John goes now. No match for him. Leann makes a match. That's four. Sarge makes a match of pigs. It's now four to one. Twila makes no match. Chad makes match two. Lisa makes the fifth match and reward. The guys go home with nothing. The native dude helps them for 24 hours. What a good thing.

Girls see the dude coming. Twila says this guy teaches them everything. He climbed up a tree,. The girls wanted to wnated to intruduce themselves. He then starts getting leaves and roots for them. Then he got sugarcane for them. They didn't get him but he got them. They then all start drinking coconuts. He cooks them dinner too. The girls love him. The girls think now they could do more for themselves. Travis and the guys talk about how much they would have loved reward. Chad says the morale is so low. Travis sucks. Travis decides to carve his wife and his kids name on his pole. Travis is so upset. Rory is worried about him. Rory got a strong personality and sucks. Sarge and Rory bitch all the time. Travis says they fight about how to cook. How to do thism how to do that. They want harmony within the team. Scout says he's now making beds for them. Twila says the bumps in the shelter are now gone. They make torches and go crabbing. Scut and Twila find out the tide is low, so there are no crabs. The dude catches a crab. Eliza says the girls all got emotional attached. They were so upset when he left. The girls sing a song as he leaves. They all say goodbye again. They said it was the best reward ever. The girls think they're ready for another challenge.

Rory decides to go fishing. Why the fuck is he doing it? Brady tells Rory to not break the head. Rory goes poking around looking for shit. They want to get rid of Rory. He's weak and useless as hell. It's a mental challenge again. The girls who voted out Twila feel the most volunerable. It's a puzzle so that none of the pieces of the same color or picture are in a row or column. Rory and Eliza are the eyes. Rory starts yelling at people. The guys aren't working well together. The girls are getting it. Rory is being a bad leader. They almost got it. Girls have won immunity. Yippity doo dah. Boo hoo for the guys. Dumbasses.

We're back at the guys camp. The guys say it was a mess. They all had a plan. Rory says it was the biggest flop in the mission. Rory basically did nothing. His ass should go. Travis says Sarge calls all the things. Chris says within the group they have issues. He really like Brady. They want Brady gone but Rory is a bad seed. He's also fucked up in the head. Rory lead the group and nobody listens. Rory is scared that he's gotten so many votes. Travis says the momentium is shifting. Brady says they've been playing individual games since the beginning. Chris says how the women are playing. Brady says the tribe's are voting individually. They need to use the alliance as backup. John is worried. Brady wants the team to win, that's how he's voting. He wants them to merge with momentium. Rory writes Brady down. Brady votes Rory. The votes are Brady, Brady, Rory, Brady, Brady.