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Vanuatu: Episode 05

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The girls bitching about Lisa switching alliances. Brady and John K. feeling their days be numbered. The women won the reward. Lucky, bitches. He got right to business. Eliza controlled the girls to a win when Rory couldn't do shit. Rory felt in trouble. They were worried about Sarge switching. Sarge says that they're a team and Travis is being a real dick about it. Chad says Travis wouldn''t give his spot up. He's being a huge douchebag. Travis is getting tired of hanging out with these people. They see a canoe in the ocean. Rory is excited about the visitors. The dude tells them to gather around. They want one leader. Sarge gets a stick and an emrald around his neck. He thought he was going with them. Obviously, his ass ain't. Then another dude gives Scout the cheif thing. Scout says thank you. They have no idea what happened. They think a tribal swap is going to go down. A volcano blows. What the fuck is going on?

They don't know whta the hell is happening. The girls are shocked as hell. Sarge says he never felt the earth shake. They all felt the earthquake. It was fucking insane. Lisa was cooking. Scout and Sarge pick the tribes. One woman won't be chosen. Scout gets to divide the groups. Rory is on one. Chad is on the other. Rory and Eliza are together. Julie is with Chad. Rory & Eliza get Travis. Then Leann. Julie, Chad & Chris get Twila. John goes on group 2. Ami joins Eliza and posse. Sarge and his tribe is John, Julie, Chad, Chris and Twila. Scout gets the others. Lisa gets to pick. Lisa joins the girls tribe. It's reward time. Whichever tribe has the most rings after 10 minutes. They get chips and bear. They get to go to a waterfall too. Travis sits out. Twila can't get it untied. Scout had marker one. Chad and Leann are in the water. Chad gets Lopevi's first. Julie is going. LeAnn has #2. Rory is next. Sarge is going down. Rory has the third. Sarge has 3. Eliza gets #4. Chris dropped the thing. John gets #4. He goes for another. Ami and John get one. It's 5 to 5. Julie gets one for Lopevi. Rory makes it 6 to 6. 3 minutes left. Chris makes it 7 to 6. Ami ties it up. Rory gets number 8. John goes for 8. It's now tied at 8. Less than a minute left. Chris gets it. If ami comes up with one it's tied. Lopevi wins reward. Chips and bear for them guys. Lucky fucks.

Sarge says they're eating gold. Sarge says they're all happy with the new tribes. Twila feels better with the guys. She really likes Chris. Julie loves the change. The two girls are worried a bit. John feels the switch helps him. He says they have the advantage now. The guys like the new tribe. Travis wants some of the sugarcane. He feels it's kinda nervewracking to be with the women. Ami says the guys are willing to please. Lisa wants to show the guys how to do shit. Ami says why show them? Ami loves the guys doing work. She wants to stick with the women, she says they may have to go. Time for the immunity challenge. Scout gives up the immunity. They need to make a canoe. They need to get the pieces. Then they gotta get a flag and then they win. Scout sits out. Sarge and Twila work the knots together. Lopevi has the frame. Yasur has the frame now. Chad and Julie are working on the paddles. Yasur and Lopevi have one done. Lopevi finishes first. John and Rory are close. John and Chris are heading to the beach. Lisa and Rory finish it up. Lopevi has a big lead. Chad and John row the boat. Yasur is in the water. They're going in the wrong direction. Chad gets the flag. Ami and Travis have the flag. Lopevi hits the flag and wins immunity. All six are safe.

Rory knows him and Travis are in trouble. The girls will probably vote in a block. Ami says Travis and Bubba were talking in code. Ami talks about Michael Jordan telling the other team the plans, which is real crap. Travis says he was communicating with the guys. He wants to know how they're voting. They obviously ain't gonna tell him. Eliza doesn't want to vote Bubba or Rory. Vote that dumb bitch, Ami off. Rory and Travis are praying. Go home, jackasses. Lisa says they are trying to welcome them. She enjoys them. Leann says it's still men vs. women. Ami says she thought they were one team. She says that's not a team with the hand signals. Rory finds it interesting that the girls point out that one of them goes. Ami is glad she has the guys. Travis says going into the boat was a first. Rory says they know where his heart is. Scout says she wnated to play the game with Rory and Travis. Time to vote now. Rory votes for Travis. Travis votes for Rory. Travis, Rory, Travis, Travis, Travis.