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Vanuatu: Episode 06

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Scout and Sarge being in charge and then the big old earthquake. Which was fucking insane. The tribes got mixed up. Lopevi won reward even with Chris fucking up. Twila and Julie try to mix in with the guys. Rory and Travis with the girls. Travis talking to Chris was the reason his ass went. The women even said they changed votes. Very classic.Yasur goes back to camp and Rory is pissed. Rory says he's gonna keep his mouth shut for the day. Rory is gonna play up him being the next one out. Scout talks to Rory. Rory says he can't push the women too far. He wants to be sort of the angry black man. He wants to know if they don't want a team mate, tell him. Scout says Rory needs to get off his pity pot and wipe his ass. Sarge says it's a change for the women to be around. Sarge says he's having dreams. Julie says women are more passive agressive. Twila wants that Scout is safe. Julie and Twila both know they're not in the majority. Lisa reads the thing. Scout thinks it's pig wrestling. Rory appologizes to the women. He says when he gets angry he says things wrong. Rory says he can't go back to Lopevi because they'll think he sold Travis out. Rory says his speech is so cheesy. He wants to just sway them a bit. Lopevi is shocked Travis is gone. Here's the reward challenge. There is one gate keeper and 10 pigs which the other 5 have to get two each. Winning tribe gets steak and eggs. Lucky bastards. They get the works. Julie is the gate keeper as is Scout. Rory and John both get one. John gets another. Ami gets one. Chris gets one. Chris has his second. Lisa has her second. Chad has a pig. Chad gets his second pig. Eliza gets nothing. Leann gets a pig. Twila gets a pig. Now it;s 7 to 4. Rory had a pig then lost it. Twila gets another pig. Rory and Sarge get a pig. Ami and Sarge bring one in. Lopevi wins reward. Poor girls.

Lopevi is so happy they're dominating. Twila says they kicked some ass. Twila says the girls didn't want to get their nails dirty. Scout says he's on cloud 9 with the steaks. They are so happy with it that it's better than sex. Chris says the girls are pissed. They talk about keeping Eliza who basically gave up over Travis who actually tried. Leann said it would have been nice to win the pig challenge. She says Eliza was the only one not to get a pig. Rory says if they lose, he's gone next. Eliza appologizes to the people. Lisa says it's just a steak. Eliza wants to cry but holds back tears. She says she's not use to being bad at things. Eliza thinks if Scout wasn't there, she would have won. Eliza is just making a bunch of damn excuses. She wants to be the all guy team. They say all the women realize how much damage Eliza is doing. Rory wants a crack in the union of women.

Julie is flirting with the guys now. She talks about her ass. Sarge was looking at her ass. That bitch was topless too. Twila is aligning with the older guys. Twila is standing on Sarge's shoulders to get shit from the tree. He says he would take her out for a beer. All that kind of shit. Now Twila is with the three guys. She says they're all lying sacks of shit. Twila says that they may be playing her for a fool and telling Julie what she hears. Immunity is back in the air. Jeez this shit is so complicated. They need to get 8 pieces in a thing. Then they need to make the tiki. Scout and Lisa are doing the puzzle. Chad and Twila are doing the puzzle for Lopevi. Chris and Ami are first. Chris is over the wall first. Chris has both pieces through the three things. Both are worn out. Chris has both pieces up. Ami has both pieces through. Sarge and Rory are up. Sarge is over the wall. Rory is closing the gap and is over the wall. Sarge went through the three things as did Rory. Rory goes through the thing first. Leann and Julie are close. Julie is over the wall. Leann is struggling. Julie is going through the thrust and Leann is tired. John is in the water. John is over the wall. John passed Leann. Twila and Chad work on the puzzle. Lopevi wins immunity. Which chick is gonna go?

Leann didn't want to let her team down. That's what upset her. Eliza tries to confort her. Scout joins in as well. Leann says she should go home because she screwed up so bad, but she wants to stay. Leann says she feels like the best loser ever. Lisa asks Ami something. Now Ami doesn't trust her. Lisa needs to vote that bitch out. Ami says she isn't voting for Eliza because of Lisa's comment. Ami says she trusts Eliza more than Lisa. Lisa says that the only thing she did was say that comment. Lisa feels insulted. Lisa says she's swearing on a fake bible anymore. Lisa wants Ami's ass out. Rory and Scout talk about Lisa and Ami. Rory wants somebody but him goes. Ami says her ass ain't voting for him. Rory is so happy that the crack has become a big thing. Scout says we've not won since the split. She says they don't feel whipped yet. Leann says she felt very responsible for the loss. Scout says she's voting out based on loyalty. Eliza says the people who she told to trust her trust her. Lisa hopes people trust her. Ami says she's going based on loyalty. Rory says he's on the hot spot for days. He just wanted a fair shot. Lisa votes Rory. Ami votes Lisa. Scout votes Rory. She says it's an honoring vote to Lisa. The votes are Lisa, Rory, Rory, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. She's done. Lisa says to the tribe, true to my word.