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Vanuatu: Episode 08

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Lopevi is upset with John's lazy attitude. Rory breaking up the girls. He knows he's screwed when the teams are together. Lopevi is shocked Rory is around. Yasur gets the fucking reward. They get all the good shit. The tribe was brought together. Twila and Julie worked together. Rory helped Yasur win immunity. Ami thought it's sad one of the women go. John telling Chris that Chad will get the sympathy vote and his ass is gone, sadly. Chris says they can stay solid as 5. Sarge and Julie are close. Julie sits between Sarge's legs. That's fucking hilarious. Chad finds it a bit odd. She wants another few days, that's why she's doing it. Twila knows that she can't do anything about Julie being young. Sarge tans his ass. The girls let their asses go out. Chad and Chris are like Sarge, what are you doing. Julie says if it keeps her, she has no problems with it. Rory says only him and Scout work all day. Ami, Eliza and Leann sleep all day. Leann's crabby and gets some coffee and bitching. Rory calls them stupid. Eliza is like a kid. Rory taught Eliza to make a fire and she's having problems boiling water. Ami is the queen. Rory wants to be around the guys. Scout had a dream Twila went. It's a reward challenge. It's a tossing chain. They ened to set the tower on fire. They're gonna win milk and cookies. A big ass cake too. I would want that shit. Sarge and Eliza are bucket starters. Rory only has drops. Chris finally gets water. Eliza is throwing that shit too hard. Rory is squeezing his shorts. Yasur has a slim lead. Lopevi finally gets a lead. Lopevi lights that joint up and wins. They gotta bring that shit back to camp. I would eat it.

Sarge feels like shit because of the chocolate. She said Scout needed to shut up. The guys think that Twila and Julie are with them. Chris and Chad are laughing because he says Chad has a leg up on him. Chris has the same agreement with Chad as Sarge and Julie. We're already doing another challenge. It's a broken immunity idol. They are now one tribe. Rory says he's so happy to be out of there. Lopevi's beach is gonna be the new home. It's individual immunity. There are two heats of 5 and top 2 from each go on. Julie, Eliza, Leann, Chris and Sarge are heat one. Julie and Leann are slow. Sarge has 2, Eliza has 2, Chris has 2. Sarge is in the water first. Eliza has a small lead. Sarge and Eliza win heat 1. Rory, Chad, Twila, Scout and Ami are heat 2. Rory is first. Ami is second. Twila and Chad are 3rd. Rory has flag 1 in. Ami has 1 in. Chad has 1 in. Rory has two in. It's so close. Ami has 2. Rory and Ami are moving to the finals. Eliza, Sarge, Rory and Ami. Sarge has a small lead. Rory is second. Ami in third. Eliza in last. Sarge has one in. Rory is in. Ami is in. Eliza is in. Sarge has his second in. Ami has number 2 in. Rory has 2 in. Sarge wins it.

They're at the Lopevi camp. Chris says they're gonna have fun and no game thinking. Scout missed Twila and is so happy. They got alcohol and shit there. That's great. It's like a huge fucking feast there. Sarge says it's off the chain there. Sarge wants some coffee. Rory wants Ami out. Sarge says Ami caught Bubba telling secrets. Rory makes Twila some coffee. Sarge takes the girls to the water. Rory says Ami is the top dog for the women. Sarge says Rory is a key player. Chad asks if he's still in the original alliance. Rory doesn't know where Julie and Twila stand. They need to vote his ass out. Alinta is the new tribe name meaning people of the fire. That's great. Eliza loves the merge. She misses Julie a lot. Julie is with Ami and they're doing shit. It may breakdown to men vs. women.

Sarge cooks them all some food. Scout says the guys are feeling uneasy. Twila and Julie ask Chad about taking out Rory. It seems like it's men versus women and easier to vote the guys out. Ami says tonight's vote is everything. Twila doesn't trust Rory at all. Twila says it's hard to talk to anybody. Ami is in the front of the women and Sarge says she's dangerous. Sarge wants Julie away from Ami. Twila finds that funny and shit. Twila doesn't want to make it go back and forth. Chris says they'll be picking off the women one by one. Twila and Julie say they're gonna piss one side off or the other. She's cutting they're throath before they cut hers. Scout named the tribe for fire maker. Julie says Leann has the best body paint. The game is gonna get screwy. Rory was given a second chance. He scratched and clawed to this part. Ami says she has a good attitude. She's a cranky bitch. Twila feels really stuck in the middle. She says it's gonna be tough tonight. Leann votes for Rory. Rory votes for Ami. This is her first personal vote. The votes are Ami, Ami, Ami, Ami, Rory, Rory, Rory, Rory, Rory, Rory. Finally, he's fucking gone.