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Palau: Episode 02

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Everybody on the boat to the island.  They had to get immunity and race towards the thing.  Jolanda and Ian get the immunity necklaces.  Jonathan and Wanda are gone.  Koror is brown.  Ulong is blue.  Koror took the flint.  Ulong took a few things, which screwed them.  On the way to the beach, they lost the flint box.  Stephenie says Jolanda screwed them up.  Jolanda was gone first or third, depending how you look at it.  Koror says everything was wonderful.  Caryn says until the boat flipped over.  Tehy lost their flint and can't start a fire.  Janu saw three rats and was scared shitless.  Fucking rats are disgusting.  I would flip out too, Janu.  They say, could there be a worse island.  People are pissed that Tom picked it.  Katie says Caryn keeps complaining about the new place.  Stephenie says it was a great tribe decision to get rid of Jolanda.  They all don't want to follow a leader.  They want to do stuff democratically.  They're thinking that they're fighting people for this challenge.  Jeff is happy that Koror lost their fire.  Reward is an obstacle course.  Everybody must cross once.  They get a spear too.  Tom and Gregg are swinging shit.  Willard is sitting out.  James and Coby both fall in the water.  Ian falls in the water.  Angie gives Ulong their first flag.  Ashlee has flag two in.  Stephenie is up 3 to 0.  Kim gets the fourth one in.  Angie brings in another flag.  Janu gets the first flag in.  It's 6 to 1.  Ulong is up 7 to 1.  Kuror has two because of Jenn.  Bobby Jon gives them another.  Janu and Stepahnie make it 9 to 3.  Kim makes it and wins reward for Ulong.  Ulong has fire and fishing shit.  Koror is gonna go flint hunting.

Ulong is so fucking happy.  Jeff says they can finally eat.  Angie says this is exactly what she needed.  Bobby Jon says Angie doing good changed the whole morale of the tribe.  Jeff went to go and catch fish with the sling.  He got a few small fish.  Some of the Koror guys go looking for the flint.  Ian dives for it.  The box kept falling off the hook.  They finally got it.  All of them are so fucking happy.  That's great and nifty.  They start the fire and they're so happy, even though they lost the challenge.

Ulong says this is the first time they're eating or drinking.  The're so happy.  Ashlee says she wasn't hungry.  What a bitch.  She was sleeping when they were eating.  Kim and Jeff are snuggling together.  Angie is watching and wanting to see how that plays out.  They have to learn a code.  Bobby Jon thinks they should split it up.  What a dumb shit idea.  They need to pull a box and make shit pop up and open a box, it's crazy.  Katie is sitting out.  Ulong can go down.  Willard is slowing Koror down.  Coby and Tom go down together.  Ulong has the 40 marker up.  Coby goes up and Tom let's the 40 go up.  Ian and Tom are going down now.  Koror has 40 up.  Ulong keeps sending people down.  Tom releases the 20.  Kuror has it at 10.  Ian got their trunk.  Koror brings their mess kits back.  Ulong finally has it at 30.  Koror has immunity.  Ulong gotta send another muthafucka home.

Ashle says everybody was upset they lost, but they were more worried about the fire.  They bring ashes to the cavve.  James says Kim didn't help so she's gone.  Jeff says James is pissing him off.  He thinks Ashlee is the weakest link and not Kim.  They talk about Kim not trying much.  Right now it looks 4 to 4.  Kim wants to know if she's going.  Just tell her to her face and not play backstabbers.  Angie thinks it's gonna wind up as a tie.  That's kinda scary.  They're all upset.  Angie made a big turn around in the reward challenge.  She said they did recognize they were wrong about her being weak.  Kim says it was total devistation when they lost.  She says they rely on each other so much.  Jeff says him and Kim have been hanging out a lot more.  Stephenie says they cuddle and shit.  Jeff says there are no alliances have been built.  Kim says it never crossed her mind that people thought they were allianged.  Ibrehem votes Kim.  Jeff votes Ashlee.  Time for the votes.  They are Kim, Ashlee, Jeff, Ashlee, Ashlee, Ashlee.  Just like that, Ashlee is gone.