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Palau: Episode 04

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Caryn being a dumb bitch towards Katie.  What the hell is wrong with her.  Ulong won another reward.  Bobby Jon is so done with Kim.  She's such a lazy bitch.  Koror killed some snakes and then tried for a snark.  Jeff sprained his ankle and shit.  Koror won immunity, yet again.  Jeff says they won't get to the end if they keep him.  Tehy're bitching how much they've lost immunity.  Kim is upset to lose Jeff.  Koror is kicking their ass.  Bobby Jon says their not as close as he though they were.  Katie and Jenn both think it's a person swap.  They think Gregg should go.  Coby says nobody listened to him, Janu and Caryn.  Coby also says they're like divided in half.  Ian is their choice.  Kim says they're all making decisions on impulse.  Jeff is on his nice ass boat.  Ian gets on board the ship.  They have to make a bathroom.  Ian gets to pick 6 tools to keep.  Jenn, Kim and Janu sit out.  The dude who makes challenges is the judge.  They get to make a whole shelter.  James catches a fish.  They pick randomly.  James was picked to be the leader.  He picks some tools.  James sounds exactly like Twila.  Tom and Ian say something positive to everyone.  Willard says Tom is the motor of the Koror train.  Caryn says Tom is the leader.  Angie is doing measurements.  Stephenie says James being fatherly is annoying at times.  Angie knows what she's doing.  She's not one of those girly girls.  Kim sews Ulong on the shower curtain.  Bobby Jon is cutting down trees.  He can't move the damn thing.  Kim says it sucks working with a bunch of hard workers.  Kim says people are fed up with James.  He is just being a huge ass.

The boat is coming in.  Jesse and Jeff come to Koror's camp.  Tom was a great tour guide.   He went into detail about it.  They did a pretty good job.  Gregg thinks they have it in the bag.  James says he doesn't brush his teeth because he's a redneck.  What a fucking dumb thing.  Their place is a little unstable.  James thinks they won.  Koror says if they lost, they still got a toilet and a shower.  Koror won.  Here comes the Home Depot boat.  Tom does a cartwheel.  They're all so happy.  James thinks that they'll be back.  You're so fucking wrong.  The Koror people say it's an awesome reward.  Ian says it's like the Taj Mahal.  Katie says it's beautiful.  They also got champainge for winning.  They're all a bit tipsy.  Ulong is upset they lost.  James says they'll run right through them like a bulldozer.   Yeah fucking right.

Treemail again.  Ulong thinks it's gladiator.  Immunity this time is like do or die.  Bobby Jon says all he does is fight fight fight.  Two hands on the bag.  No feet.  Ian, Katie and Willard sit out.  Tom versus Bobby Jon.  Tom knocks Bobby Jon out.  1 to 0, Koror.  Stephenie versus Jenn.  Jenn loses.  1 to 1 now.  Gregg versus Ibrehem.  Gregg wins.  Koro is up 2 to 1.  Angie versus Caryn now.  Caryn loses.  It's now 2 to 2.  James versus Coby.  Coby wins quick.  It's 3 to 2.  Kim versus Janu.  Janu wins.  Now it's 4 to 2.  Bobby Jon versus Tom.  Tom beats Bobby Jon again.  It's now 5 for Koror versus 2 for Ulong.  Jenn versus Stephanie again.  Jenn keeps falling.  Stephenie wins again.  It's 5 to 3 now.  Ibrehem beats Gregg.  5 to 4 now.  Angie versus Caryn now.  Caryn loses.  It is now 5 to 5.  James versus Coby again.  Coby knocks James off.  Koror wins immunity again.  Ulong is gonna be down to 5.  They're getting their asses handed to them.

Ulong thought that they had it in the bags.  James said it sucked to be beaten by a homosexual.  Bobby Jon says he got his ass whipped.  Stephenie says she's about to flip out because they've lost so many times.  Angie says we didn't lose.  Kim's name is going down.  James says the most work she does is drink coconut juice.  Stephenie agrees with the voting out the guys method.  Angie and Stephenie talk about the vote together.  Angie and Stephanie talk about the consisting losing of two challenges.  Bobby Jon says they've all let down the tribe.  Kim says Bobby Jon and James go fishing.  Stephenie says that they dod depend on the guys put can support themselves.  Angie says the guys think they are more delicate than they see.  Jeff says Coby has some ass behind him.  The women carried the tribe.  Kim says the guys don't have the burning passion the women do.  James votes for Kim.  Kim votes for James.  The votes are Kim, James, Kim, Kim, Kim.