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Mole Yucatan: Episode 05
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Recap of the balls and throwing and the worm eating and the leaving of Keisha.  There you go, that sums up last week.  Angie talks about looking like the mole so she can move on and she never got an exemption.  Dennis wants to be a good sport.  Well, isn't that obvious.  Tracey asks if she's the mole or next to go or whatever.  How moley.  There's a bunch of asses here.  I don't mean Dennis and Mark.  Directions in Spanish.  Angie disses Ahmad.  It's so funny.  One jackass s whining.  Nope, not Mark.   Tracey's never seen a donkey before.  Has she not been to the zoo.  Spanish riddles.  Dennis picks up a Chiwawa.  What the fuck?  This is so funny.  Mark picks up dog three.  Dennis didn't know Spanish.  This is so funny.  Mark saw a bird walking.  What the fuck is happening?  Mark gave the donkey a banana.  Tracey doesn't want to see the octopus.  Tracey is chasing the dog.  A horse with no coffee?  What the fuck?

Rode their asses.  HAHAHAHA.  They can't add.  Mark had a bit less than 10 pounds.   Dennis and Tracey got $10,000.  Mark took a banana and gave it to the donkey.  That counts as nothing.  Dennis and Tracey got their $10,000 and so did Mark and Angie.  They got fined.  Only up to $140,000.  Ahmad is dissing my hommie Dennis.  It's so fucking funny though.

Back to school for a new game.  Ahmad is a teacher.  Tracey being a bit stupid?  Hard to believe.  Dennis says they're gonna see how stupid they are.  Start with $40,000and have to get to the front of the class.  Jesus, this shit is easy.  Tracey and Dennis guess wrong.  It's quite funny.  Ahmad is being sarcastic.  Mark wrote nothing, Angie wrote South America and Dennis and Tracey were way off.  It's so fucking funny.  Mark is moving closer, as is Tracey.  Dennis, Mark and Angie were right.  Dennis and Tracey get the capital of Jersey right.  Mark said he'd ask Jason Kidd.   Dennis and Tracey got it right.  They all got the mole question right.   Angie is an idiot.   They're down to $23,000.  Dennis and Mark are in the front.  Angie's kissing ass.  Dennis wrote John Wayne.  Mark, Dennis and Tracey are so close to graduating.  Tracey graduates.  They earned $17,000.  Tracey can't get an exemption.  Hahaha, idiot.  $10,000 in the pot or in her pocket.  A nose test.  What the fuck?

Dennis tells her to take the money.  She keeps the money.  She could have gotten $20,000.  Oh well, she got cash.  $157,000 pot and Dennis has an exemption.  Mark thinks she lusts for a black man.  Angie says she would have done the same thing.  Mark thinks Dennis is the mole because he's the quiet one.  Angie calls Tracey a bitch.  Tracey thinks that Dennis or Mark is more likely the mole.  Nice way to cover your own ass, Tracey.

New game at dinner.  It's celebrity noses, $5,000 for each correct answer.  The girls had the nose right, the guys were wrong.  The girls agree.  Dennis didn't care.  The girls got Hugh Grants nose right.  Tracey picks the right nose.  I knew that.  John Malcalvich.  Or some shit.  The girls are right again.  Mark doesn't care about the noses.  Now Catherine Zeta Jones.  Another $5,000.  The girls got all them.  Now Stephen Baldwin.  The girls were right yet again.  Mark wants asses.  I find that great.  I wanna see asses too.  The pot is up to $182,000.  Dennis is in the final 3. 

Quiz time.  Mark thinks a woman is the female.  Paco and Pepe again.  The money is funny.  Angie is the only person who hasn't gotten an exemption.  How amazing is that?  Oh well, results time.  Dennis says Tracey is gonna stay.  She's gone.  This is by far the most shocking execution ever.  I thought that bitch was the mole.  Are you serious?  They all talk about how great Tracey is.  They loved her.  They all talk about her getting hit  in the head and falling off.  That shit was so funny.  Mark vs. Dennis vs. Angie.  What the fuck is going on next week?