Recap of last week.  Showing Road Rules wins the first one and Real World winning  the second one.  Jeremy kills Ace.  All the jazz.  The theme song kicks ass.  Leah talks about Darrell being sexy.  Trishelle loves CT.   Leah likes Mike.  Trishelle gets bitchy.  She's a cunt.  Bad at relationships.  Does she even know what that means?  Mike tells Darrell and Julie that she made out with 5 guys.  Now we're up in the club.  Everybody is coupling off.  Trishelle talks shit.  Coral and Trishelle talk shit.  Coral says she's telling everybody fuck you.  She's such a moron.  Get that girl a brain.  They have to go rockstar on a room.    I would love this shit.  They have to break shit up.  They need to fit as much as hey can in the crates.  Whoever gets more weight in them wins.  Are you fucking serious?  Julie and Mike versus Jeremy and Christena.

It's crazy.  This is crazy.  Road Rules is beating Real World's ass.  Real World takes the lead back.  Nearing the end Road Rules takes the lead.  Coral is stuffing the holes.  Julie lived her fantasy.  Darrell doesn't think Road Rules won.  Road Rules has won this mission, sadly.  It's $20,000 to $10,000.  We're gonna put in two women.  Katie volunteers, she knows she sucked.  Holly feels she's the strongest.  Darrell talks about losing people.  Why does he use the same line.  Mike calls Trishelle out.  It's fucking true.  Trishelle gets all pissy.  Trishelle and Leah are nominated.  Syrus tells Trishelle, she can't be a bitch.    That'll be her downfall.   Trishelle calls her team selfish?   Hello, Trishelle, you're more selfish than anybody.  Mal got lucky.

Trishelle talks to Mike.  Mike wouldn't have voted for her if she appologized.  She's being an asshole.  Mike calls Trishelle a slut.  She's making out with everybody and it's okay, but if he does, he gets a bitch up  his ass.  Now what a fucked up setting.  Thanks for explaining the game, Trishelle.  Katie wants Trishelle and Trishelle wants Holly.  They want Holly because Katie will fuck up everything.  Road Rules votes out Trishelle.  They feel she's stronger than Leah.  They fear Holly losing to Trishelle? HAHAHAHAHAH.  Now they want Holly to win the Lifesaver.  Coral wants roaches on Trishelle's head.  Shane says Katie won't do anything that doesn't involve drinking or smoking.  I'm loving that.